The Legendary Multiple Authors Troll Talk to a Stranger AAR!

[|Sith|Galvanized Iron]

Ok ladies and here is my contribution to this soon to be legendary AAR:

System: Partner Found. Say Hello!

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You: hey would you like a financial reward?
You: I give you this song, sell it an get rich!
You: Aye let me tell you a story about Glory! Lived on 51st street like an athleet! One day the bunny was popped, On him some criminal apperently dropped! Avenge inglorious death her fate to be! And finding greater honor for all to see! So she made a hat of cotton and tank, a bit sad got she when it in the ocean sank!
You: Any good!?
Stranger: Its diffrent
You: yeah I told you you would get rich haha!
You: I am already rich so I may as well give these pieces of genious away!
You: To better the world and some people's physice too!
You: Are you with me so far?
Stranger: thanks lol
You: Hey no problem stranger! A gift well recieved is a gift well earned!
You: And probably stolen! Haha!
You: That's what happends when you hack JLos computer if you get me?
You: She must be desperate or come on who would give out that crap!?
Stranger: I agree!
You: Anyway how would you say about how the events of thise whole world are coming together?
Stranger: Its a mess ww3 is inevitable
You: ah cool straight to the point there! That is possible unless WW4 comes first I guess.
You: Anyway who are you cheering on?
Stranger: yeah no doubt
You: I can't decide between Russia or Greenland!
Stranger: im in usa
You: I don't know which one of these two that would come out at top when rest of world is ed, but I bet on Greenland.
You: Ok you are in the USA but you can still cheer for Russia, right?
You: I mean not for real real! Just for play play!
You: Or for real too you can cheer for Russia! That is not illegal!
Stranger: only if im playing risk
Stranger: the board game
You: I mean you can still serve your country but still hope and wish that you lose!
Stranger: i wish everyone could just come together
You: Haha so you base your world view on RisK!? So in your view it is either the red army, green army, blue army, or yellow army, or black army, or gray army that will come out on top!? And that is all!?
You: Well easier to choose sides if you just got so few to pick from!
Stranger: depends on my color im taking n america only 3 pts of entry
You: yeah that is true but Kamatchatka is the teleporter!
Stranger: maybe it has been a while since i played
You: Anyway why does your color matter? I mean I take the yellow army usually and I am not yellow!?
You: With the way you think it nobody would ever pick the green army!
Stranger: i dont know that it does
Stranger: i think you way out on a limb lol
You: Except for the orcs!
You: But I thought they all perished on the fields of Pelennor when the ring was destroyed!
You: Stephen Hawkins you lied to us!
You: Eh sorry where were we?
System: Partner Disconnected.

If you didn't get it from the headline this is a shared AAR for anyone who wants to share their report with us. All this will lead to much joy...

[|Sith|Galvanized Iron]

Stranger: M or f
You: What the hell, are you following me?
You: You were in the last chat too Stranger
Stranger: No I just got on
You: Oh come on it is the same nickname
Stranger: I don't have a nickname
You: I know my technology, I even once built a robot
You: Yes you have, it says "Stranger"

You: as it said "You" on me becuase that is my nickname which I dont remember choosing though
Stranger: F u dumb ass
System: Partner Disconnected.

[|Sith|Galvanized Iron]

Stranger: m
You: Hello. I am Mr Johnson. Texas.
You: What are you?
Stranger: human
Stranger: joke.
You: You are a human joke, got it.
You: Are you also a sucker for punishment?
Stranger: yes
You: Becuase around this place they call me the punisher.
You: Ok confess your latest crimes and I shalt judge.
Stranger: okey
You: I am harsh judge.
Stranger: want to see ur cock
You: I am the one handing out punishment
You: and that is Mr Johnson for you!
You: imagine 20 face slaps with whip
Stranger: want to see
You: and that is 4 strikes more.
You: Now do as you are told!
You: Confess!
Stranger: 100u44v3 f13
You: You little toad
You: Confess your sins to the Punisher
You: and be judged
Stranger: wat r yu talking about.
You: You want punishment
Stranger: yes
You: So you have to confess why you deserve it first
You: You must have done something very very bad if they brought in the Punisher!
Stranger: well
System: Partner Disconnected.