Rome 2 humour thread

[DramaBelli]

this short poem remembers me of a local roman Anonymous poet, a sort of "vox populi" famous in my city from many centuries. This was Pasquino. there's an angle, not far from Piazza Navone, where you can still find his very ruined statue with a wall full of short poems, often in rhymes, joking about the vices, the errors, and more often the bad of local society (today the political is the main score, centuries ago he often attacked the not so spiritual power of the Church in Rome)

Here I remember the genuine vein of pure joke.

Qamar if you'll continue to write these poems I'll can upgrade you to "Trilussa" just to remain in Rome

Irony Always wins

PS: could be used as a sort of introduction to the "spirit" of this thread in the first post Giovenale would appreciate it

[alQamar]

Thank you for enjoying it. Perhaps it motivates me to find further verses

[TuranianGhazi]

Some more

Shogun 2 to Rome 2 Transition


Oh Hai Dere!


Vanilla Archers vs. Vanilla Slingers


WTF Happened?!

[General Maximus]

God, I was drinking water and you made me spill it all over the place

[DekuTrash]

[Dago Red]

Quite good, DekuTrash, quite good.




(But no, outside of this thread, I don't think most of us are all that entertained. Rather bored really, which is the greatest shame of this game.)

[Kambe]

in response to the muppet PR propaganda



Adventures of Vorenus and Pullo continue

bonus content, Vorenus & Pullo template

[RandyRhoads]

haaha I lost my

[=Vastator=]

My creative assembly

If you cannot play Rome 2
I do not put the blame on you.

So you are sick of all those glitches?
Don't waste your time go watch some .

One thousand features we are missing and Rome 2 can't be enjoyed!
Re-read this meme thread till your pissing instead of getting all annoyed.

Good! Here's one (revisited) that i posted some time ago

End turn times.

Oh my god, the turn waiting times
are totally insane, they last a while!

During them my beard grows like the Spartans,
and my hair becomes white like the one of Santa's.

I see seasons changing out of my room window
while i hear my PC desperately crying like a sick crow.

[Praetorian_BGX]

Didn't read all 26 pages, sorry if im repeating ....


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[IlluminatiRex]

As much as I love Rome II, these are too damn funny. The only thread worth visiting in the Rome II subforum, with an exception of the Patch Notes threads. Other than that it's just nonsensical arguing between "Fanboys" and "Hardcore Whiners". Even if you try taking a middle ground, you still get called a fanboy for having fun with Rome II.

A shame really.

Either way, I'll have some more content for this thread soon!

[Jade Falcon]

Just something I made for fun.

[✠Ikaroqx✠]

Here's something I threw together, so sorry for my amazing lack of artistic vision (the pic isn't mine). Nonetheless I don't believe Rome 2 is in such a morbid situation.

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[Jimi Wanger]

[IMG][/IMG]

[Prince Regent George]

The problems with a "Gme of Thrones" mod for Rome II:

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Rome II also shares a great number of similarities with "Yes, Minister" sitcom.

The naive players/Jim Hacker:

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The professional reviewers, still loyal to CA/Bernard Woolley, still loyal to Sir Humphrey:

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and finally, CA/Sir Humphrey:

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Even the reaction of the fans is the same, but all of us can observe outstanding differences concerning their sincerity:

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Finally, a historical reenactment of the Battle of Carthage, depicting the charge of Legio IV Bakunina. (146 BC).

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Note: Check my signature for information about the British comedy "Yes, Minister".

[General Maximus]

Holy you guys gave me a laughing fit... I think I should begin making my second meme here. These are too damn funny.

[DramaBelli]

Definitively explained the mistery of the breakdancing soldiers walking all around the field: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8 DOUBLE TIME!

Marco Pisellonio will lead us all.

[alQamar]

WE HAVE AN OLD FEATURE BACK COMBINED WITH A NEW FEATURE IN PATCH 4, WOHOO!

Soldiers can now turn off / on Zombie faces - but we still no HD texture resolution of them at maxed out setting *sad*

Watch full movie here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eaOD13yLXI

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

So here goes my first attempt:




http://s8.postimg.org/5eau0l5fn/TIPU.png

[alQamar]

So here goes my first attempt:

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spoiler broken mate