Rome 2 humour thread

[tomgrab100]

First thread since release date, which I can read without crying Weirdoascensor yours the best!

[King Philip II]

My favourite is this one: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...1#post13230043

2nd place: Benito Musselini of course

btw, I didn't know it was a competition?

[alQamar]

I'm still giving CA some chance though...lets see till patch 5...

How true this is! It takes 2 seconds to use an alpha map for a windows icon using Michelangelo editor

[King Philip II]

Published: https://twitter.com/KPhilipII/status/379644967011885057

[Killerbee]

man these are some of the worst memes ever.. not even a handfull of funny ones in 10 pages

So much this. With all due respect but some of these memes are so bad it hurts the eyes. Also most people don't seem to get the point of memes and just write down their concerns with the game on top of a picture. The only thing that could be considered droll about those is how they almost seem to try to write it down as unfunny and witless as they can.

[King Philip II]

Thanks for your effort in killing a funny thread. I doubt you'll have much success.

[=Vastator=]

[Greve Af Göteborg]

Here's one that's a bit more serious

[Diamat]

Something I just made. Enjoy.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[King Philip II]

@Greve af Göteborg I don't get the point. CA is owned 100% by SEGA so when you see CA as the Developer and SEGA as the publisher on web sites, then it's just a marketing stunt. I'm pleased that we're not arguing any longer though

@Diamat Well done. It made me chuckle. I have already tried making a meme - it's not my speciality, so i'll just continue to do what I do best.

[Greve Af Göteborg]

@KP: The point is that CA sacrifices fans in order to please Sega.

[King Philip II]

@Greve I think the employees of CA do what they are told and tries to satisfy fans as well as try to comply with instructions from SEGA. It's not easy to be swollowed up by a mega company just because your (former) CEO needed some fast cash.

/end off-topic - show me some fracking memes ... please

[Ceferiel]

My first time. Not really a meme but couldn't resist anyway.

[Blizzard]

[Modestus]

So much this. With all due respect but some of these memes are so bad it hurts the eyes. Also most people don't seem to get the point of memes and just write down their concerns with the game on top of a picture. The only thing that could be considered droll about those is how they almost seem to try to write it down as unfunny and witless as they can.

Perhaps these will amuse you, of course made long before the game was released but sure a fool would have seen it coming.




















And this was for ETW I think but funny enough with CA its still valid.

[King Philip II]

Blizzard: now you're just encouraging them. We are many who did not pre-order, however, we have eaten so many popcorns in the last two weeks that we'll probably get some serious after-effects

[General A. Skywalker]

Flaming javelins is the dumbest thing ever... I wonder who's resonsible for this feature.. or is it a bug? Can't.. tell.. anymore.. (At least we're having fun here, people! )

[daelin4]

Not a bug. They wanted fancy effects, and lots of fire achieves that.

Next DLC: flaming slingers. The rocks they launch...AND the guys launching them! Only $9!

[TheVerySpecialK]

[Sar1n]

Not a bug. They wanted fancy effects, and lots of fire achieves that.

Next DLC: flaming slingers. The rocks they launch...AND the guys launching them! Only $9!

Actually you might be correct...

Flaming javelins have been used by Iberians to set fire to siege equipment...but it was never widespread. So there's this...

And during Caesar's campaign in Gaul, he encountered slingers who were using baked clay bullets heated up for the same reason, igniting enemy siege equipment. So they might come...