The AI has outdone itself this time, without a doubt.
I am playing as the Greek Cities while awaiting RTRPE1.7 +Candelarius' mod. It is 273BC and I have only just taken the Balkans after a vicious tit-for-tat struggle with Macedon. Money has been a problem, as the well as the fact that I am at war with Macedon, Seleucia, Ptolemaics, Illyrians, Romans and Carthage.
Pyrrhus captured all of Sicily + Rhegium after some struggle. After fighting off some Roman stacks he was left with a half-stack only of mixed units. Tarentum and Croton were bribed away by the evil Romans for the second time. All garrisons are minimal and only Syracuse can produce troops. All mercs are exhausted. More Romans are heading south. Pyrrhus is in a spot of bother.
Incredibly, Pyrrhus, aged 44, decides to get married to a 50yr-old woman while in the field with his army. Maybe the stress of his predicament made him realise his days are short and that he might have some fun before he dies.........
Anyway that was weird, but at that exact moment a FULL Carthaginian stack including elephants landed north of Lilybaeum. OMFG, I thought, I am dead. Pyrrhus stayed out of range of them while pathetically hiring a single unit of slinger mercs.
Very next turn - a second FULL Carthaginian stack lands north of Lilybaeum. OMFG I have lost Italy and Sicily, I thought.
I WAS WRONG.
It is about 8 turns later and the Carthaginian stacks HAVE NOT MOVED AT ALL!
Pyrrhus has managed to recruit 8 hoplitai from Syracuse as well as assorted mercs, and thrash the Romans to the north while the Carthaginians have a little picnic north of Lilybaeum. I am about to go down and confront the idiotic picnicers - I'll separate them and take them out one at a time. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BESIEGED LILYBAEUM, which has like 2 crappy units as a garrison.
STUPID AI PYRRHUS SHOULD BE DEAD AND SICILY NEARLY LOST BY NOW!
EDIT: Changed the name!