'Tis summer vacation and thus I would have some extra time to teach an introductory course for basic German, starting from the very beginning. It would be a rather intensive course, since I would cover much material in just a very short amount of time. My ultimate goal would be to teach you how to teach yourself, so that you could easily go on without me after the completion of the course. Having Skype drill sections would also be something I would want to do (though it would be hard to get everyone on at the same time). If demand is high enough, I would even strongly consider doing a follow-up course.
As I said, this would be an intensive course, taught college-style (including a syllabus), meaning you would have to do a lot of work. But unlike college courses, this one is completely free.
Just to let you guys know, I am a native German speaker, who also has a B.A. in German. This is not the first time I have tried to teach German (though I have never been able to successfully teach my American wife ).
Respond quickly if you want this, since I would not want to start this course later than mid-July, because in late September, school starts again for me.