like the wonderful yet sadly closed smilie charades thread, yet only using words, in allegory, outdated meanings etc.
simply make up a string of events into a story. Others have to figure it out. Only requirement is it cannot be readily understandable, cannot be obvious, must force people to look up in a dictionary/thesaurus/google to figure it out. I guess either making or figuring out something would be exceedingly complicated, i am willing to give rep to anyone who actually takes the time to do it.
try to use the same rythym found in normal writing, yet in place of the words, add something in that has similar or same meaning that nobody would be able to guess.
Also dont be vulgar, i think the obvious toilet jokes contributed to the previous threads demise, and i think this is good enough an idea to be considered seriously.
sigh i hope that this will become as popular as sudoku and make me an internet icon or something.
edit. no wonder the reading scores are falling in the sat tests...