The dyslexic proverbs game - let's have some fun!

[Shea O'Gorath]

Im putting the sexy back in dyslexic.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Work it Andy! Work that body.

[Roma_Victrix]

A drop in the bucket is a taste of your own medicine!

A blessing in disguise is when you discover that you've had a piece of cake, a dime a dozen, an arm and a leg, an axe to grind, an apple of my eye, and a taste of your own medicine all along.

A house divided against itself cannot stand against a slap on the wrist and actions that speak louder than words.

A picture is worth a thousand chips on your shoulder.

[Roma_Victrix]

Don't run with scissors if you can't cut the mustard.

Don't put all your eggs into one Hell in a handbasket.

Let sleeping dogs lie where curiosity killed cats.

[Magkas]

CRAPE DIEM! - this!

[Roma_Victrix]

I'm not sure where else to put this, so...

Excuse me sir, but I for one am a racist, and I find what you just said here to be extremely Muslim. I'm offended. You should probably just go ahead and apologize.

Also...

Quit beating around the bush and barking up the wrong tree; that's only going to add insult to injury when you cry over spilled milk.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you're looking for the devil's advocate. Instead you should hear it through the grapevine, where actions don't speak louder than words.

Dander around the bridge when you come to it.

Elvis has left the ball in your court, along with all of his eggs in your basket.

Who let the cat out of the bag? It bit off an arm and a leg.

Sleeping dogs lie about everything.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Beware of Greeks taking loans.

In the Russian Federation President Putin elects himself....

An Eye for a fingernail, the value isn't what it used to be.

A penny saved is £30,000 bonus for a banker and a large tax avoidance bill from David Cameron.

A Rolling Stone hasn't had Kate Moss.

A stitch in time has no quantum equation.

A trouble shared is a demotivation meme

All work and no play makes Jack a divorcee paying huge alimony.

A leopard can change its spots thanks to new Just for Leopards.

A poor manager always blames the tools who work for him.

Thanks to taxation a profit is not made from ones own land.

Watched Pot is never smoked.

Another day another charity mugger seeking a dollar.

As you make your bed, you must not have a servant.

Ashes to Ashes, Australia in New Years to England in Summer.

Bad money drives a good economy.

Bad news goes viral.

Beauty is only photoshoped

Blessed are the Colt Peacemakers.

Only Cheats prosper.

Failing to plan a crime is planning for jail time.

Fortune favours the wealthy.

Give a man enough rope and he will skip town.

Hard work gave my client harm.

History channel repeats itself.

If God had meant us to fly he wouldn't have given us Easy Jet.

Imitation is the sincerest form of p-55 taking.

It is best to be outside the safe.

It is better to have loved and get crabs then be accused of being a 40 year old virgin.

It is too late.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and the world laughs at you.

Marry in haste, repent with seizure of all your assets by your former spouse.

Once a thief always a Banker.

80% copper conducts and absolute copper conducts absolutely.

Rob's visa to PayPal.

Success has many fathers, Failure is an orphan. Prudence, why do you think Americans name their kids like that?

The price of liberty is eternal belligerence.

Two is company, but three is a cracking night in.

Time is wasted in the passing wind.

[Roma_Victrix]

You sir have won the Internets for today. G-Megas-Doux, I salute thee in thy efforts and bestow upon you +1 rep. Seriously, you had me in stitches from the very start, at "beware of Greeks taking loans." From there it just got funnier.

[G-Megas-Doux]

When on twitter do as the twits do...

Your mam is an island.

People who live in glass houses are exhibitionists

Better late then never, but never late is better.

When you keep fiends close, enemas become closer.

The angry bird gets splatted to worm food.

Atheist writers help those who pay for their books.

Beggars can chose which benefit to apply for.

If it aint broke it is time to replace this antiquarian notion with new thinking which represents modern day values.

Practice makes perfect, but internet sharing means I can do a half assed job and still get the credit.

If you cant beat them, get a bigger stick.

One man's trashy ex is another man's enjoyment.

Necessity is the mother of invention but Patent number is the name of the father on the birth certificate.

Anthropomorphic Dinosaurs! Don't put all your eggs in one bassinette.

Ubisoft and Sam Taylor-Johnson present, Sadomasochist Creed: Golden Rule.

A chain smoker is only as strong as the weakest lung.

Honesty is always best not to be government policy.

If you want something done right, your standards are to high to work in central government.

[Roma_Victrix]

Bad enough for government work.

Good enough for government fleecing.

A boy who cries wolf is often being mounted by one too. (Sorry, that was bad.)

Cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, Germans and Greeks.

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

There is one Secret to Success, and you sir, do not deserve it.

[Roma_Victrix]

Money talks, except for a penny that's earned. What the hell are you going to do with a penny, anyhow?

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword is mightier than the hand, while the hand is mightier than the pen. In essence, it's a formula akin to rock paper scissors.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, and then it gets the girl.

Fortune 500 favors bold text. I hope everyone got that one.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Whores with hoes pulling watering hose down the garden path.

If at first you don't succeed, wine, dine and bribe again.

It was the apple of his I-pad.

To many accountants spoil cooking the books.

Every journey begins with one person concerned they left the oven on.

There is no vapour without water.

"Quote this if you believe history shows people are desstinned to repeat the same misstakes."

[Roma_Victrix]

Whores with hoes pulling watering hose down the garden path.

If at first you don't succeed, wine, dine and bribe again.

It was the apple of his I-pad.

To many accountants spoil cooking the books.

Every journey begins with one person concerned they left the oven on.

There is no vapour without water.

"Quote this if you believe history shows people are desstinned to repeat the same misstakes."

Damn, you could make a career out of crafting these.

[G-Megas-Doux]

No body expects a Monty python quote. (Check my rep points quote)

In industrial waste land, every cloud has silver nitrate.

2B or not 2B, the sketch artist pondered.

A politician who does not promise change is busy assassinating his opponents character, policies and promises. The more politicians change the more politics stays the same.

If it looks like and duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck then the cgi team have earned their money.

"I'd like to thank Satan for helping me, now I'm going to Vegas baby." NFL player following his Superbowl winning touchdown.

It is not about participation, it is about destroying your opponents will to live as your mercilessly defeat and belittle them in every sport and competition.

[Roma_Victrix]

Money talks, according to the latest EVP (electronic voice phenomena) found in static and background noise.

You can talk the talk and walk the walk, but can you run the run and work the work, plus screw the screw and hump the hump?

Never look a gift horse in the rectum.

Those in glass houses should stock up on a hefty supply of rock-and-stone-based ammunition.

[Roma_Victrix]

This thread is the camel that broke the straw's back.

[Roma_Victrix]

The Sword of Damocles is hung like a black guy.

Spartan king Leonidas to Persian ruler Xerxes, about laying down his weapons: "come and buy them. DISCOUNT PRICES!!!!"

The future belongs to those who prolong themselves with cybernetic tech and regenerative tissue (looking at you, Elon Musk).

[Owlparrot3]

The early bird gets the curd .

[general molotof]

I ate the bear's wood
(έφαγα το ξύλο της αρκούδας)

slow the chandelier
(σιγά τον πολυέλαιο)

i saw Jesus soldier
(είδα τον Χριστό φαντάρο)

Anyone greek here?