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    When Owen gets stuff, the stuff get stowing.

    Neptune flavours the old.

    Better late whenever.

    A pitcher holds a thousand slurs.

    Better scant than loser.

    If it ain't broke, don't lend it money.

    If you can't beat 'em, you obviously aren't cheating.

    There's no time, strike the cement.

    Don't counter chickens if they don't scratch.
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    I am me. You are not me. You are you. If I was you, I wouldn't be me.
    If you were me, I'd be sad.But I wouldn't then be me because you'd be me so you wouldn't be me because I wasn't me because you were me but you couldn't be because I'd be a different me. I'd rather be any kind of bird (apart from a goose) than be you because to be you I'd have to not be me which I couldn't do unless someone else was me but then they would be you aswell so there would still be no me. They would be you because I was you so to restore balance you would have to be me and them meaning all three of us would become one continously the same. That would be very bad.


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    Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than war dogs.
    Woo the vanquished.
    All modern warfare is based on inception.
    In peace, sons bury their fathers, in war, they do too
    Wars are the bread of mothers.
    What host knows not our blood?
    It is a sweet and seemly thing to buy for one's country.
    The sinews of boar are infinite bunny.
    In war we must be greedy.
    In work important events result from trivial bosses.
    • My name will live in marble and that of my enemies in sand.
    • Kol kalb biji yumu.
    • Ba'al hammon demands sacrifice.
    • ​A man has many faces.
    • Diu werlt ist ûzen schœne, wîz, grüen unde rôt, und innen swarzer varwe, vinster sam der tôt.

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    Nice work gentlemen! I'm impressed. Here's some more:

    Better sorry than safe.

    Money makes the nerd get around.

    They are three sides of the different coin.

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    If you do not know what port you are sailing to, you are lost!

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    It's better to curse the darkness than light a candle.

    When life hands you lemons, make citrus-activated bomb detonators (I've been watching a wee bit too much "Burn Notice" lately ).

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    Veni, Vici, Vedi ...

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    Mother knows worst. Father knows best.

    **** or get off the pot --> Get off from ******** in the pot? How about this one: **** all over the pot and get off from doing it.

    I'm sure someone else here can do something much more clever with that phrase.

    ^ Looks like TWC forums doesn't like naughty words like the "S" word used above. If sure most of you here are familiar with the phrase anyway.
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    Spice is the Variety of Life.
    My Harry Potter cloak makes me invisible.


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    The North Suspenders - Bob Stark

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    A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of coloured pencils.

    "Famous general without peer in any age, most superior in valor and inspired by the Way of Heaven; since the provinces are now subject to your will it is certain that you will increasingly mount in victory." - Ōgimachi-tennō

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    You can lead a horse to Plato but you can't make him think.

    A friend in Leeds is a friend in Leeds.
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    "A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself ... always a laborious business." A. A. Milne

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    That's +1 reputation for Sicknero and Favor Daver. The Plato one is priceless!

    Here's another: a canary in hand is worth two in the coal mine.

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    This disgrace is a thread
    This thread is a disgrace

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    Abandon ****!

    Instead of

    Abandon ship!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Cruise HAWK View Post
    This disgrace is a thread
    This thread is a disgrace
    You, disgrace, are a sir!


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    The attribute is never weak. forgive the strong of the Forgiveness can.

    "Famous general without peer in any age, most superior in valor and inspired by the Way of Heaven; since the provinces are now subject to your will it is certain that you will increasingly mount in victory." - Ōgimachi-tennō

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    Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Kinkmas!

    All hands on dick!

    Power grows out of the barrel of Rum

    You cannot witheld the wind, but you can adjust your tail.

    Chase two rabbits, you will lose the boat.

    The hole is greater than the hum of its farts.

    L'epais c'est moi!

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    ??? Not sure where my post from earlier today went. Here are some I wrote earlier:

    Those who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.

    Thoughts are worth a penny.

    Pinch a piece of salt when someone says to take it.

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    Ich bin ein Berliner. (No changes needed...)

    Je me pends, donc, je suis!

    Not a straightforward translation...
    I drink therefore I am!

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    A picture is worth a penny earned and another penny for your thoughts.

    I guess that would be pence for British people.

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