Not to disparage the real people who actually suffer from dyslexia, which is a serious disorder that is no laughing matter, but I thought it would be fun to start a thread where anyone can posit their own altered, modified, corrupted, or otherwise bastardized versions of common or popular sayings, phrases, proverbs, etc. for our warped amusement.
Clever suggestions will most certainly gain for you a +1 rep. I'll be happy to hand those out. However, incoherent chaotic rambling for the sake of incoherent chaotic rambling is also welcome.
For example: A doctor a day will keep the apples away.
A women's place is on my lap.
All things come to those who hate.
Behind every great man there is a gay one.
Beware of Greeks bearing bears.
Etc., etc., etc.
You can make these as crazy as you want, but only the really clever ones will be given rep!