Muslim preacher urges followers to claim 'Jihad Seeker's Allowance' We are going to take England — the Muslims are coming

[Pontifex Maximus]

As an American, lol @ Britain's perceived immigrant problem.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Wait, if I become a Jihadist then I get a pension, free money? Let me get my turban and scimitar, I 'm gonna have a ball today. Islamic factions are the best, they get cavalry bonus early on and can declare Jihad without asking the Pope.

[Ferdiad]

Wait, if I become a Jihadist then I get a pension, free money? Let me get my turban and scimitar, I 'm gonna have a ball today. Islamic factions are the best, they get cavalry bonus early on and can declare Jihad without asking the Pope.

No you need experience with bombs to get this pension.

[Inkie]

[ErgoSumm]

I love it how in New Zealand, we get next to no Muslims yet several weeks ago an MP just proposed that all Muslim males or men who look like Muslims, be forbidden to board flights. Much lols to be had.

Which of our wacko MP's was that?! Then again this is the bunch that seems to currently be going through endless screw-ups.

[John I Tzimisces]

His crowd had a whole 30 people?! :O

[cupoftea]

The guy was probably just media horney.

[Treize]

Deport all brown people for Yurop noawh!

[DarthLazy]

30 people , wow, where are the Eurabia deniers now ?

HIDE UNDER YOUR ROCKS YUROPANS *flashes scimitar*

[Ferdiad]

Taste my Quarian Quaran or taste my steel.

[Nutsack]

OP, what are you suggesting? A final solution?

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I get my best Imam to declare Jihad on England, we shall now proceed to walk from Morocco and conquer our way through Western Europe and then come to a halt once we reach the English Channel and caused multiple wars simply because we needed a way to get to England with 30 people. Then have another Muslim faction attack you while your army is thousands of miles away because said other faction refused to join you in your Jihad.

[Ferdiad]

You can't have a final solution without a final countdown.

[Shea O'Gorath]

[DarthLazy]

I get my best Imam to declare Jihad on England, we shall now proceed to walk from Morocco and conquer our way through Western Europe and then come to a halt once we reach the English Channel and caused multiple wars simply because we needed a way to get to England with 30 people. Then have another Muslim faction attack you while your army is thousands of miles away because said other faction refused to join you in your Jihad.

That is noobish, what you do is create an army of all horse archers (cheap ones) and send them to hell .

[Sir Adrian]

Mercenaries are your friends.

It would be wise to reach the channel before declaring Jihad. If you do not, your army will dessert long before you even set foot in Normandy.

[Inkie]

But how will you keep them going until Calais? Tell them you're all going on a hunt for creme eggs?

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

The English army must be pissing their pants due to the sheer size of the force amassed against them...

[Stavroforos]

At least Prince Harry already has experience at killing Muslims, he'll defend the realm.

[matmohair1]

King John's Plan to Convert England to Islam