The new "you got the sandals wrong" thread.

[HigoChumbo]

So, take a look at the wildlife here.




CA, in what world would a couple of deers graze so placidly just a few metters away from three passing fully armed and scary as roman legions with swords unseathed and wolf pelts on their heads???


You better get wildlife behaviour right or i will definatelly not buy this game.




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Dictator of the Roman Republic has done a great job gathering all the contributions into one (extremelly well edited) post:

(last updated March 4th)

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Ok, so this thread is very different from any other thread in this specific forum and it is intended for a laugh and a place for cheering up if your down.

Basically it started with a member named: Nicolasete, who created a thread to take the mick out of people who go to exstreme pickyness of how CA portray things in their images that they release.

For example they will/have picked on a range from:

-Historical accuracy of the way the facial features look on the soldiers
-Historical accuracy of the clothing
-The way textures are shown on various items, shield, helmets ect.
-Height of the soldiers

(I think you get the idea)

So the member Nicolasete, created this thread to talking about how the wild life in this image didn't seem realistic due to it not surring off with the Roman army walking past.



Please give your time and internet to look at each images

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Then various other people started to get the idea of the thread and made there own variations

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I think you can start to see where our journey began to take off.


After about 200 views of the thread people start pouring in images like these for various images . I intend to gather them all into this OP with credits to the maker of the images.

As more are made, they shall be added here.

I shall post my lot first.



Dictator Of the Roman Republic:

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Lockcaps

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Pinarius

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Tim_Ward

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EdmireDragonBane

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Lukeuber

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Razor

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FlippingDesks

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TheRomanRuler

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Lord-Fisher

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Modestus

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Caratacus

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Lord Tomyris

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Will Gladiate for food

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Boicote

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[Sharpe]

The deer's gait is totally off.

It goes clip clop clop, not clip clip clop.

1/10 will not buy.

[Megalos]

I don't like the fact that the signifier has a really long arm made out of circles, and the pigment of his hand is completely different to his face. His bracelet is also not rigged to his model properly. It is just standing up in the air. Stupid game.

[Dan113112]

This pic definately shows that the Roman legion is comming to life. At least in my opinion.

[General George S. Patton]

more importantly where did the image come from in the first place?

[CDR Hurricane]

If you zoom in really close you will notice that all of the soldiers are actually made out of little squares instead of smooth like real life.

1/10

[Megalos]

WTF is this?

[HappyGoodVibes]

A couple of the pixels are off. I can't believe this oversight and this has actually caused me to never buy another videogame from anyone ever again.

[Sharpe]

Everyone knows bigfoot was at Arausio and not Teutoberg Forest. If CA continue to miss key historical facts like this, they will force me to open a strongly worded thread and achieve nothing.

[HigoChumbo]

I don't like the fact that the signifier has a really long arm made out of circles, and the pigment of his hand is completely different to his face. His bracelet is also not rigged to his model properly. It is just standing up in the air. Stupid game.

lol took a minute to get it... i should probably go to bed already...

[Tim_Ward]

So, take a look a the wildlife here.

CA, in what world would a couple of deers graze so placidly just a few metters away from three passing fully armed and scary as roman legions with swords unseathed and wolf pelts on their heads???


You better get wildlife behaviour right or i will definatelly not buy this game.

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Take it to the curb, whiner. Those are obviously actually cunningly disguised Germans observing the Roman troops.

You should be grateful that CA even made a computer game.

Did you know that most companies don't make computer games, and instead make things like roofing nails or cans of baked beans? There's probably way more money in roofing nails and baked beans than in computer games, or else no one would make nails or beans and everyone would be making computer games and we'd all die from starvation or exposure. CA just made this one game for you, personally and now you're pissing all over their families because you can't even recognise that those are Germans in disguise.

Go and think about what you've said.

[Dan113112]

Take it to the curb, whiner. Those are obviously actually cunningly disguised Germans observing the Roman troops.

You should be grateful that CA even made a computer game.

Did you know that most companies don't make computer games, and instead make things like roofing nails or cans of baked beans? There's probably way more money in roofing nails and baked beans than in computer games, or else no one would make nails or beans and everyone would be making computer games and we'd all die from starvation or exposure. CA just made this one game for you, personally and now you're pissing all over their families because you can't even recognise that those are Germans in disguise.

Go and think about what you've said.

Wow. I don't know what to think of this. Are you being sarcastic or did you realise the sarcasm in the OP's post?

[Tim_Ward]

I honestly can't tell anymore.

[Sharpe]

[Markas]

WTF is this?

GET TO THE CHARIOT!!!!!!!





Starring Arnie as Arminius and Carl Weathers as Varus.

[CDR Hurricane]

Spartans could build a house just fine without roofing nails or baked beans.

They had a law that said you were only allowed to use a saw to build your walls, and only an axe to make a door.

[Tim_Ward]

WTF is this?

Ghillie Suit.

[Sharpe]

Its actually a very hairy Germainian - he is just that alpha.

[Megalos]

Oh Markas .

In other news, I just found this (shame on you CA, shame on you):




There is something else wrong, but I can't put my finger on it.

[Sir Sesshaku]

WTF is this?

GET TO THE CHARIOT!!!!!!!

Starring Arnie as Arminius and Carl Weathers as Varus.

So much win .