"They closed down the Mirkwood Cannabis store?" said Gandalf sarcastically."
"This bad." said Radagast and pulled out a cloth. Gandalf slowly unwrapped it, took one look, and vomited.
"BAT FECES?" roared Gandalf.
"Whoops sorry, that's me lunch, I was saving them for later. I meant this cloth!"
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