"The jedi easily sliced the orcs to pieces, the deadliest weapon the orcs had was a broken bottle."
"The jedi easily sliced the orcs to pieces, the deadliest weapon the orcs had was a broken bottle."
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Brilliant!!! +rep.
I can finally add some more rep to you
please do not stop
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Man, ever considered a career in this?
+rep!
The friendly neighbourhood hobo with a shotgun of Westeros: Total War, bringing the Game of Thrones to life!
Check out my new LOTR fan(tastic) fiction here: The Accountant's Trial
The friendly neighbourhood hobo with a shotgun of Westeros: Total War, bringing the Game of Thrones to life!
Check out my new LOTR fan(tastic) fiction here: The Accountant's Trial
Hahahahaha your stories are incredible and hilarious keep up the good work!!!
If I post two chapters or so and see any comments from anyone, especially someone who hasn't posted on my stories before, then it gives me the motivation to carry on. I am just slowing down the pace a little bit, because it's another 6 months before the next Hobbit film is released and I don't want to burn through the content!
I am pretty sure the only thing lacking in this is a suitably aggrieved super MarySue of course with the most ridiculous back story ever concocted. Anyway this going well.
"As the dust settled the orcs began to pick themselves up. Some offered each other limbs, asking if the limbs belonged to the respective person. Some looted the dead, some looted the dying, and some looted the ones that were looting the corpses, in order to create the possibility of a lootception joke."
Under the patronage of Finlander, patron of Lugotorix & Lifthrasir & joerock22 & Socrates1984 & Kilo11 & Vladyvid & Dick Cheney & phazer & Jake Armitage & webba 84 of the Imperial House of Hader