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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: New chapter 25th march

    "They closed down the Mirkwood Cannabis store?" said Gandalf sarcastically."

    "This bad." said Radagast and pulled out a cloth. Gandalf slowly unwrapped it, took one look, and vomited.
    "BAT FECES?" roared Gandalf.
    "Whoops sorry, that's me lunch, I was saving them for later. I meant this cloth!"



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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An unexpected Fail: Book 2!

    Chapter 6 is up, so comment on what you thought of Book 3! Book 4 will be coming up, hopefully by the end of next week!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: End of Book 3 5th April

    this chapter is one of the best so far, the Rabbits League made me laugh hard !

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: End of Book 3 5th April

    And so...TWO MONTHS WITHOUT ANY LAUGHTER? Jesus, why have I not received death threats?

    Anyway, Book 4: Chapter 1 is up, and naturally it's from the point of view of evil....and it's a nice long one too. (Joke intended)

    Enjoy, post your feedback.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: End of Book 3 5th April

    Of course Twcenter doesn't register my first post....
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 1 is up!

    welcome back, I missed your stories

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 1 is up!

    I should've had Voldemort come in after he said that....
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 1 is up!

    Chapter 2 is up, after a very long wait.

    I was given new confidence after watching Epic Movie, and coming to the conclusion that nothing in the entire world could be a worse parody.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 2 is up!

    Chapter 3 is now up!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 3!!!!!

    oww mate, glad to see you back, I don't know why but I somewhat skipped chapter 2, my bad

    very good entries, these two part made me laugh hard

    "NO GANDALF! NO!" Throin slammed a fist down on the table. " We are NOT going through Moria."
    "I agree with him." said Balin. Thorin glared at him.
    "Honestly, this Moria fixation will be the death of both of you." Thorin rolled his eyes and carried on.
    and in particular

    "What of you Saruman?"
    "Well I have to go and build up my army of darknes- I mean help plot the downfall of all evil and the saving of the men of Gondor."
    "Galadriel?" Gandalf asked. In her mental voice she said,
    "I must return to Lorien. Celeborn is a fool and liekly left the oven on, and has probably burned down half the forest."
    "And you Elrond?"
    Elrond stared at him as though it was the most stupid question in the world.
    "Oh, of course, you don't do anything." Gandalf said sarcastically.
    "I provide tactical moral support." Elrond said gruffly.
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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 3!!!!!

    Need to rush to get thiese bits out before Hobbit 2. I want to have a clear mind before the day of reckoning.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 3!!!!!

    Chapter 4 is up. A serious book, I honestly had nothing else to write, so I put in a scene with Bilbo and Elrond for them to have a little talk. So no laughs, well maybe one.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 3!!!!!

    @Lortano I cant see chapters 2 and 3 and 4 of book 4. =/ Also, what happened?!?! are u not doing this anymore?
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