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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    "The jedi easily sliced the orcs to pieces, the deadliest weapon the orcs had was a broken bottle."


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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Brilliant!!! +rep.
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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Chapter 4 is up for book 3!

    On a wave of a youtube uploading frenzy I have come back to unleash comedy!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Chapter 5: The Cunning Plan is up!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Chapter 6: The ruined fortress is up!

    Sorry I've been away, I was in Germany for a week!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Man, ever considered a career in this?

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Zoran View Post
    Man, ever considered a career in this?

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    No...no I have not. My desire in life is to become a lawyer, not a comic. I'd likely end up like Adam Sandler if I ever did comedy professionally.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 3 Chapter 3!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lortano View Post
    No...no I have not. My desire in life is to become a lawyer, not a comic. I'd likely end up like Adam Sandler if I ever did comedy professionally.
    No reasons for it to end that badly... most of the time Ever read Terry Pratchett for instance?
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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    Book 4: Chapter 1 is up!

    Cheers to you all!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    Book 4: Chapter 2 is up!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    Hahahahaha your stories are incredible and hilarious keep up the good work!!!

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    If I post two chapters or so and see any comments from anyone, especially someone who hasn't posted on my stories before, then it gives me the motivation to carry on. I am just slowing down the pace a little bit, because it's another 6 months before the next Hobbit film is released and I don't want to burn through the content!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    I am pretty sure the only thing lacking in this is a suitably aggrieved super MarySue of course with the most ridiculous back story ever concocted. Anyway this going well.

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    You do realise you have given me a most spectacular idea......oh yes, I really do have an excellent idea...
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    Chapter 3 is up now!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 4 is now!

    Chapter 4 is up!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An unexpected Fail: Book 2!

    "As the dust settled the orcs began to pick themselves up. Some offered each other limbs, asking if the limbs belonged to the respective person. Some looted the dead, some looted the dying, and some looted the ones that were looting the corpses, in order to create the possibility of a lootception joke."


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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An unexpected Fail: Book 2!

    I don't know what's more ridiculous, the fact that the orcs offered each other limbs, or the fact that Radagast had blades in his sleigh anyway.
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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    Default Re: The Hobbit: An unexpected Fail: Book 2!

    Chapter 5: The Troll hoard is up! Please comment, it gives me a sense of self worth!
    Sauron's Miseries: My tale of heroism, glory and of utter failures that ruin the Dark Lord's plans:http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=542268
    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: A story of true friendship, a quest to destroy a dragon, and references all around! http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=584031
    And see where it all began in: Three Jewels, One Valar. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=555203

    My Youtube, where you can see my Let's Plays! http://www.youtube.com/user/LortanoTheDuke?feature=mhee

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