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    I guess anyone at some point thought that: "hey, this beer tastes like ". However few people, so far, thought: "hey this beer tastes like chocolate", when it is actually made of .

    To spare you further confusion here is the new brew painfully concocted by the stuff of civet's digestive system.

    Would you have a taste?

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    And that is exactly why we Germans instituted the Purity Law, to prevent this sort of mess from ever happening.

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    Hell no, I wouldn't have a taste of that. That is so disgusting that I'm actually a little embarrassed to be Danish right now.

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    the adage "ignorance is bliss" can be applied here.
    i'd probably enjoy this beer if i drink it unaware of how the coffee is made. otherwise, i'd be getting a restraining order against it.

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    I'd try civet coffee... Beer not so sure, but probably yes.

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    Yes, quite

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    Can't be as bad as Heineken.

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    I've already tried beer made of excrement:

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    I've already tried beer made of excrement:

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    I would argue that this is 100x worse.

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    When I went to Vietnam my parents tried the coffee made from civet poo and they said it was excellent.

    Also, Garb, there is a thread dedicated to beer already.
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    So I assume drinking it and saying that it tastes like crap is actually a compliment?

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    I don't like beer in general, but maybe a small sip just to try. But coffee could work.

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    If I can somehow get an evening out, I shall volunteer as the TWC guinea pig. I have never been to Mikkeler before, and it seems to be a "molecular gastronomy" type of beer bar, both in weird creativity of brewing methods/taste additives and pricewise. I could not find neither the Geek Breakfast or Geek Brunch beers in their webshop or what is on tap at the moment though, but whatever I might try I will let you know about.

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    I have had civet coffee (kopi luwak), it is delicious despite coming out of the arse of a small tree dwelling mammal. So I would certainly try this beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbitrary Crusader View Post
    Can't be as bad as Heineken.
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    I thought most beers taste like that, in any case.
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    This is not a new beer. I never had this one (expensive!) but I had their Beer Geek Breakfast, a stout made with normal coffee.

    I have had the De Molen Kopi Loewak though, that is a big stout made with this coffee. Delicious stuff.

    Stouts with coffee are always very good to great, atleast the ones I had.
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    I don't think I've ever seen that beer anywhere.

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    Probably made by wannabe Greek Americans.

    Anyway, lagerboys won't like rich and dark beer like the one in the OP.

    Quote Originally Posted by Visna View Post
    I don't like beer in general, but maybe a small sip just to try. But coffee could work.
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