
"Prepare your vessels for the ascension for I have returned" - A Canada Dry Can.
Name: Banana Fry
Company: Monster Inc. Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc
Price: Your soul and one American dollars( for a regular size can)
Prologue:
How I first came to this nectar was lost.
Perhaps, It was during my stomach ache pain when I very young , and just after drank this nasty lime drink that I had drunk.
Mother, decided to try this so called "Ginger Ale" to heal me.
She gotten this from, at the time, what I called the "CANDY PLACE!!!!!" or Supermarket.
She gave me this can, and I began to drink from it. The taste was.....AWESOME!
Didn't relive my pain fully but left me with a tingling feeling in my belly.
Before
After
How it helped me: The Canada Dry since then had help me began to drink other soft drink( before was only Coca Cola)like..... Canada Dry. It is also use as a home remedy for stomach ache or other ailment. Although, I wouldn't recommended for that reason alone( doesn't seem to cure it, to me, at least.)
Pros: It Ginger Ale!
It taste good.
It remind me of alcohol because of the sense of burning in my throat.
You pretend it alcohol! "Yeah I drunk five bottle of straight Vodka, IMMA
ING BADASS!"
It cheap.
It not Pepsi.
IT sexy looking
It the only good thing that Canada had EVER made.
Cons: It has the word "Canada" on it.
It not free.
It was made by a Canadian.
It doesn't teleport to me, and I have to walk to a store to get it.
Did I mention, a Canadian made this?
Conclusion:
I enjoy this beverage and is one of my favorite soft drinks. It cheap and taste good. It may not relive the horrible pain that is my life but when I want to drink a soft drink I will grab this one.
10/10 Would bang.