Many thanks; We'll arrange for a chopper to retrieve you when the day comes. We'll hide you inside the cake wearing only a knight helmet.
And marriage (along with its "vows") is ultimately a purely man-made and artificial arrangement, usually laced with some kind of religion, designed for self-actualization. (And in older days material and political power.) Ultimately we only opted for it as a way to celebrate our feelings for each other, not to mention how fun it will be. And who doesn't love cake? Especially socially-inappropriate nude knight cake.