'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

**Kyriakos** · April 17, 2015, 04:43 AM

Pure awesome:

**Condottiere 40K** · April 17, 2015, 05:07 AM

Three men are sitting in a cell in the KGB headquarters. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, who replies, "Because I criticized Karl Radek."

The first man responds, "But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!"

They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him why he is in jail. He answers, "I'm Karl Radek."

**Gigantus** · April 17, 2015, 05:33 AM

A woman with a baby in her lap were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. .

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

**Kyriakos** · April 17, 2015, 05:35 AM

^ :cringe:

**Sir Adrian** · April 17, 2015, 05:42 AM

Anyone who is into anime or Japan should watch this.

http://old.noob.us/humor/human-tetris-3/

**Condottiere 40K** · April 17, 2015, 06:55 AM

It's like those BDSM clubs, but the dominatrices don't allow you to cheat.

**Abdülmecid I** · April 17, 2015, 07:39 AM

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

**Kyriakos** · April 17, 2015, 07:50 AM

^Ok...

**Condottiere 40K** · April 17, 2015, 08:24 AM

He killed ant Hitler, before he could organize the black ants and holocaust the red ants.

**Kyriakos** · April 17, 2015, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Some CFC poster

How about Stratego the movie?

Lieutenant: "I can't wait to go back home to see my wife after this war is over."
Lieutenant moves forward ready to attack the other side but discovers a bomb and is blown up.
Major: "Damn it! Miner what the hell you doing back there behind the Captain? Get to the front lines"

**Roma_Victrix** · April 17, 2015, 10:27 AM

Yuri is apparently on a diet, considering his choice of soft drink.

To be patriotic and serve the motherland, one must be fit and capable to do so after all.

Someone else has certainly taken that cue. Well done Mr. President.

We all know what time it is.

He's just reassembling the pieces of the puzzle board, after all.

In other news, a brave African American male has just gotten away with raiding a local police station and stealing their most precious items, bathing in his success afterward.