The Legend of Zelda: The King of Thieves [Signups closed]

[Lazy McCrow]

Thanks for pointing me at the rules as they stand Pizza. Just wanted to register a hearty hurrah for your decision to use the randomised sequence of results rather than random.org

[Lуra]

@Jerema: excellent, more human butt.

~Lyra

[Double A]

We have Captain Blackadder to balance you out in our little equation.

Then who the hell balances out me? Or john and Tak, for that matter.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thanks for pointing me at the rules as they stand Pizza. Just wanted to register a hearty hurrah for your decision to use the randomised sequence of results rather than random.org

Oh, indeed.

One thing I hate about games is when they're decided by a string of good luck or bad luck-

Here, everyone is guaranteed precisely equal amounts of good and bad luck. And like I said, if you get a 1 one night, you know you won't be getting another one for 20 more nights.

[Treva ★]

I got it added to this site.

We need to get it added to CFC, Battery-ji.

I love you guys.

You're my bastion of sanity in an insane world.

I truly hope the game I've prepared for you gives you plenty of fun experiences and you remember it fondly for years to come.

I'm in such a good mood right now. As if a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

I can't wait to get started.

May the blessings of Buddha be upon you, and may Chanakya enlighten you further, Pizza-ji. Nirvana will come to you. You might feel the smellin of teen spirit, and this will point you along the right path, Pizza-ji.

Oh, indeed.

One thing I hate about games is when they're decided by a string of good luck or bad luck-

Here, everyone is guaranteed precisely equal amounts of good and bad luck. And like I said, if you get a 1 one night, you know you won't be getting another one for 20 more nights.

Like in the Darths and Droids fictional works and their pre-rolled dice! I love this!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh dear god. Next you'll be asking for a jalepeno, black olive, green pepper, tomato and onion pizza with extra red peppers.

[Zaccino]

Kindly refer to my sig on the org for my official response.

Speaking of which, the quotation in your (TWC) signature is hilarious when read out of context.

[Treva ★]

Oh dear god. Next you'll be asking for a jalepeno, black olive, green pepper, tomato and onion pizza with extra red peppers.

It's 'jalapeño', and green olives, but why not?

With some faina, please.

[NinjaCow64]

We have Captain Blackadder to balance you out in our little equation.

I would like to meet the one who could balance out my insanity. And I'll wear the special hat. With tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtles.

[Zaccino]

I would like to meet the one who could balance out my insanity.

"46woCajniN"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Somewhat ironically, he's got a goatee.

[Zaccino]

And he longs for the days when Australia was a simple penal colony.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And he longs for the days when Australia was a simple penal colony.

It's not?

[Zaccino]

It's not?

The male : female ratio is much more even nowadays (hey-o!).

[Askthepizzaguy]

The male : female ratio is much more even nowadays.

*fighting back tears*

That's.... that's beautiful.

Dr. Ian Malcom was right. Nature found a way.

Betting it has something to do with bullfrog DNA.

[Askthepizzaguy]

For those of you keeping track, that last line was two jokes at the same time.

[robbiecon]

If you could somehow get your hands on the old guns, like Renata, Romanichine, and Winston Hughes, I would be extremely pleased

[Askthepizzaguy]

Renata apparently retired without warning and has been gone for a long while, Romanichine as well.

Winston Hughes is busy with his newborn child and will be away for the duration.

Not that I didn't try to snag Renata anyway. Still unread, the invitation is.

[NinjaCow64]

And he longs for the days when Australia was a simple penal colony.

No, he longs for the day Australia becomes a horrible autocratic dictatorship on the brink of civil war. He also likes choclate.

[Chaotix27]

Let's do this.

Send me a reminder on the Org when this begins, will you?