1. Link begins game as a young kokiri child and must earn a sword and shield.
2. Link defeats the evil within the Great Deku Tree (first temple)
3. Link travels to Hyrule Castle, meets Zelda, who informs him that the King's most trusted adviser, Ganondorf, appears to be an evil man who is after something important. Sends Link on a quest to recover the sacred stones, which Link already has one of them.
4. Link travels to Death Mountain and Dodongo's cavern and defeats King Dodongo, rescuing the Gorons, earning himself a sacred stone.
5. Link travels to the Zora Kingdom and defeats the evil within Lord Jabu-Jabu, rescues Princess Ruto, who gives him a sacred stone as an engagement ring. Whether Link wants to marry her or not.
6. Link returns to Hyrule Castle, where Zelda escapes from Ganondorf and tosses Link the Ocarina of Time, one of the keys to the sacred realm.
7. Link uses the Ocarina and the three sacred gems to open the Door of Time and lifts the Master Sword, signifying that he is the "Hero of Time" of legend. However, he's too young to be the hero of time, and he is kept in stasis for seven years until he matures. Ganondorf follows him into the sacred realm and takes the Triforce for himself, thanking Link for unwittingly doing all his work for him.
8. Link must obtain the 6 medallions in the future/dark world, defeating the monster guardians within 5 temples. This frees the other five sages (the sixth of which gives Link a medallion for free)
9. Link goes up to Hyrule castle to find it replaced by a floating citadel over a volcanic lake. The Six Sages and Zelda form a magic bridge to allow Link to enter.
10. Link climbs the tower and battles Ganondorf at the top. He is in possession of the Triforce of Power, and is thus, nigh-unkillable and insanely powerful.
11. Link mortally wounds Ganondorf using powerful magic arrows and the Bane of Evil, the Master Sword.
12. Ganondorf uses the power of the Triforce to wish his citadel will collapse on Link, killing Link and himself in the process.
13. Link and Zelda flee the collapsing tower and escape the castle just before it crushes them.
14. In the ruins, Ganondorf emerges from underneath the stone, his body broken. But the power of the Triforce allows him to transform his body into a much more powerful, immortal form: the monster known as Ganon.
15. Link battles Ganon without use of the Master Sword, as Ganon deflects it away.
16. Link wounds Ganon enough for Princess Zelda to "hold" him with a powerful magic spell.
17. Link shoves the Master Sword into Ganon's face, which causes the creature to lose its concentration and flail in pain.
18. Zelda and the other Six Sages are then able to break through Ganon's magic, and send him to the Sacred Realm to imprison him (since he's still in possession of the Triforce of Power and is immortal, but he cannot harm anyone there, and his magic is too weak to release him)
19. Link restores the Master Sword to the pedestal of Time.
20. Link definitely does not get any sexy sex from Zelda, because she's a total ice queen. Possibly a Lesbodian.