Duels and Challenges: Commentary, challenging, discussing, trash talking - ALL HERE!

[Ybbon]

I, King of the Water Buffalo accept your puny challenge, I should have a spare five minutes or so to wipe the floor with you. Consider yourself the dirty dish-rag of despair, for you shall weep and gnash your teeth like a good 'un

[Rex Anglorvm]

Fear not, Boustro. Listen to the more senior member...

For Boustro and ybbon, if he accepts:



Good luck. And yeah guys, I suck at playing the battles - just ask Boustro.

Hey, I like your choice of picture, it reminds me of someone, can't think who though

[Ybbon]

I hope your writing is better than your trash talking Boustro, or you will be losing most horribly - heck a basketball team of 5 years olds could trash talk better than this!

[Shankbot de Bodemloze]

Boustro, ybbon - if your submissions are done by today (8:00 GMT +1:00) then please feel free to send them to moi, however if after robinzx is your man.

[Confederate Jeb]

m_1512, let's get this on! I'm ready to see what you've written.

[Boustrophedon]

The duel between robinzx and Scottish King will be up in a minute or so!

[Robin de Bodemloze]

A new duel. Go vote!

[Ybbon]

The duels seem to have gone very quiet...

[Confederate Jeb]

Yo m_1512, are we ever gonna get our duel started? I submitted my entry a while back now.

[Heiro de Bodemloze]

Sharpen you quill Shanky. We're on!

[Ybbon]

Well Boustro challenged me but RL must have put a dent in that. I wrote and submitted a story to Robinzx on the Po picture, you could take over? My story is already done

[Robin de Bodemloze]

Well Boustro challenged me but RL must have put a dent in that. I wrote and submitted a story to Robinzx on the Po picture, you could take over? My story is already done

Aye I've reminded him a bunch of times but RL isn't being kind unfortunately. If Shanks decides to take you up on the duel then that'll be fine

[Shankbot de Bodemloze]

Sharpen you quill Shanky. We're on!

Brilliant, if robinzx or Boustro pick a theme etc.

Well Boustro challenged me but RL must have put a dent in that. I wrote and submitted a story to Robinzx on the Po picture, you could take over? My story is already done

Aye I've reminded him a bunch of times but RL isn't being kind unfortunately. If Shanks decides to take you up on the duel then that'll be fine

I'll take over, but we'll wait for Boustro's response in this thread.

Its great to see so many new writers - the more the merrier I say

Indeed, I'm looking forward to reading some of them.

[Heiro de Bodemloze]

I have heard something about ass-whooping earlier in this thread. So get ready for the real thing, Shanky.

[Shankbot de Bodemloze]

It is so kind of you that you'd let me know when your own ass-whooping is about to start. Cheers mate.

[Boustrophedon]

I have indeed been distracted by real life. I told some people but hardly everybody about some real life stuff I have to deal with, most importantly exams which start on Monday. I'm also recovering from some strange disease and it's a dreadfully slow healing process but I'm getting there bit by bit. Obviously I'm behind quite a bit on my work schedule and "to-do-list" but I hope I can catch up with all of it soon enough. The story should have been submitted long ago but hasn't so apologies to ybbon for the delay and I hope he will still accept my challenge when I finally manage to submit the piece. I hope it doesn't take too long anymore...

[Confederate Jeb]

I would challenge you Shank, but I've been waiting two weeks or so for m_1512 to write his part of our duel. Maybe you can just take his place so my awesomesauce piece of literature doesn't go to waste?

[Shankbot de Bodemloze]

I would challenge you Shank, but I've been waiting two weeks or so for m_1512 to write his part of our duel. Maybe you can just take his place so my awesomesauce piece of literature doesn't go to waste?

I can, although I'll drop M a VM and we'll see what he says.

See, this is what happens when one has to start. Then the reply is something that is really hard to reply to.

But I decided I would just start, to be a gent and knowing of you frailty in both mind and body . But if this is going to get seriously serious, I might use the one I was going to use for the Scriptorium Comp, and that - I tells ya - is awesome stuff. Be ready for it!

You really must be scared... you're talking nonsense, oh wait that is just normal for you. I went there...

EDIT: We need a mod to post a pic...

[Shankbot de Bodemloze]

CJ, M said I can fill in for him... so prepare to go down...

Anyhow, who are we supposed send our submissions too - and did you and M agree on a theme?

[Robin de Bodemloze]

Shanks and Heiro - here you go. A hopefully challenging one for two accomplished writers.



The first person to ask what that is will be shot. Ones thereafter will be subjected to other things.