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[mishkin]

My emergency plan against zombies is running and hoping that my lungs are not totally devasted by tobacco.

[Inkie]

Where I am I'm fairly certain I would end up as a zombie very quickly. However back in France...

I'm telling you, the apartment blocks in cities there are impervious. It's as if they built them with the idea to withstand summer heat and zombie assaults. On the outside the only way in is a super-size bloody thick doorway. Every time you open them it has the effect of Aragorn arriving at Helm's Deep. The individual apartment doors are built much the same...

[General Maximus]

Why are you even still alive?

Should I not be?

And thus, you brought back my suicidal feelings, how worthless I am, no?

Well then...

[Derpy Hooves]

Dress in plate armor. Zombies can't bight through metal. In addition carry a two hand sword

[Inkie]

At the beginning, yeah, but could get impractical pretty fast, especially if most of the humans you have to deal with have guns. Veterans would probably prefer speed and agility with a small, easily concealable weapon like a knife. You would only have to kill them if you get cornered anyway and it would make foraging or escaping from nasty situations much easier.

[The Kybrothilian]

Stupid Youtube changed their layout once again. I am confused once more.

[Primo]

At the beginning, yeah, but could get impractical pretty fast, especially if most of the humans you have to deal with have guns. Veterans would probably prefer speed and agility with a small, easily concealable weapon like a knife. You would only have to kill them if you get cornered anyway and it would make foraging or escaping from nasty situations much easier.

You can always carry a gun for dealings with other humans. But against Zombies the plate armor approach is way better. Just make sure there is no weak spot and that they can't open it anyhow.

And that you are never in a huge zombie dog pile. You just couldn't leave ...

[Inkie]

Meh, I agree it would have its strengths, but I'd prefer something that makes less noise and is more flexible, like riot armour. Trying to reload a weapon, to run, to relieve yourself...it would all be an additional difficulty with plate armour on.

[Legio]

I would probably shut myself in my apartment and not venture outside. But if I had to it would be Left 4 Dead style, and I would be either Zoey or Coach.

[Vaðarholmr]

My chain mail cover my arms and body (but a motorcycle jacket would probably be better?), I can arm myself with my sword, who is always above my bed (Or maybe just some light, spiked club would better?) And zombies would freeze solid in the winter. In rural Norway. I am more or less safe.

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

I would probably shut myself in my apartment and not venture outside.

You seem to be online 24/7(thus always home), so there is no need for doing any special preparations, except locking the door, i'd say you're ready for the worst.

[Primo]

And zombies would freeze solid in the winter.

*looks out the window* Guess I'm save - it's snowing since the start of the week.

[Legio]

You seem to be online 24/7(thus always home), so there is no need for doing any special preparations, except locking the door, i'd say you're ready for the worst.

That is because Hex is always watching. We have no beginning. We have no end; we simply are.


Millions of years after BALTIC WARRIOR has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.


We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness.

[Primo]

That is because Hex is always watching. We have no beginning. We have no end; we simply are.


Millions of years after BALTIC WARRIOR has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.


We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness.

Sovereign Dialogue

"Hex". A term created by the normal user to give voice to their destruction.

[lolIsuck]

I'd probably dress myself in armour, something like the Elves at Helm's Deep in LOTR but just a bit heavier, have to look cool. Than all kinds of awesome weapons, neat Elven/samurai like sword, nice heavy gun and the awesome crossbow from COD Black Ops.

[Lуra]

Brain: Hey body les drink cuz yeah fun

Body: No drink, beause weh havn't even heaten you tard

Brain: no les drink

Vrain: Body I feel drink

Body: you brain

~Lyra

[Derpy Hooves]

My chain mail cover my arms and body (but a motorcycle jacket would probably be better?), I can arm myself with my sword, who is always above my bed (Or maybe just some light, spiked club would better?) And zombies would freeze solid in the winter. In rural Norway. I am more or less safe.

Whats his/her name?
At my house we've got a saber, a Morroccan Jambiya and my grandpas shotgun

[The Kybrothilian]

I'd just use an impervious mecha battle suit, with eternally lasting power and life-support systems.

Since you know, it's as likely to exist, as a zombie apocalypse is to happen.

[Inkie]

If Ferdiad is Destroyer of Threads, the title of "Jest Inquisitor" most certainly goes to you, Kybro

[Påsan]

Should I not be?

And thus, you brought back my suicidal feelings, how worthless I am, no?

Well then...

You need to stop holding TWC members accountable for your feelings, we can't be responsible for whatever problems you are dealing with. If you can't take a innocent zombie joke without threaten with suicide perhaps you should stay off this page.