Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games

[Gandalf.]

The people who did this are blasphemes that kill the name of Dovahkiin...
And his childhood is down the drain...
In soviet Russia...
you kill Dovahkiin.

[Henry X]

Elder Scrolls is just obscure enough that most people won't catch it right off the bat. And besides, I'm sure that he has his middle or first name.

Plus if he's really cool, he can say that his family originated from a region of Norway called Skyrim and in norse mythology his family descended from dragon slayers, called Dovahkiin.

And then he can crack a joke to the effect of, "My family promised to get rid of dragons, I don't see any dragons around."

[Krieglord]

This will save them 100s of dollars in the long run...

Imma name my son Saren

[Beregond]

Imma name my son Saren

nah, not worth it anymore

[Shaio]

Yeah its a good trade, one can pay like what 50 dollars or less to change a name, and I'm willing to bet there will be more then 50 dollars worth of elder scrolls games.

[Halbard]

Thats the guy's name wrote in the Dragon alphabet!

[Shaio]

Now they shud totally teach there kid to write there name down like that.

And then the kid can complain if peeps don't pronoucne it right from the written from lmfao.

[Armatus]

I'm surprised someone hasn't named their kid Diablo.

[Inhuman One]

Only devil worshippers would call their child that.

[Ghoul_Sunday]

Should have called him Blizzard-Bethesda-EA imagine profits from that!

[ComnenusTheOne]

I'm surprised someone hasn't named their kid Diablo.

Why would someone name their child Diablo?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Why wouldn't someone name their child Diablo?

[Copperknickers II]

Good on Bethesda. They can sell the games to pay for the child's therapy.

[ashevil2]

Anything with a roman sound in is excellent. Primus, Secundus, Sextus, Septimus, whatever.

If i were doing arabic, i would want my name to be Ras al-Ghul.



Why, you little traitor... nothing is cooler than Dovahkiin. Well... Indoril Nerevar, Dagoth, Vivec and Almalexia for girls maybe, but still.... Dovahkiin.... far better than Araporn.

Aaragon not araPORN

[Armatus]

Why would someone name their child Diablo?

Why did someone name their child Superman? I guess parents get carried away.

[ComnenusTheOne]

I wouldnt name my kid "Superman" but Dovahkiin sounds just nice. I would certainly not name my kid Diablo... apparently in Greek, that word means "Slanderer"..... unenjoyable at least.

[Inhuman One]

Research has shown that kids with weird names dont benefit from that at all when growing up.. they tend to get picked on in school and you may not be taken seriously at a job interview.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Research has shown that kids with weird names dont benefit from that at all when growing up.. they tend to get picked on in school and you may not be taken seriously at a job interview.

OH PLEASE!


Having free Bethesda games for life is worth way more than having your child's life ruined!

[ComnenusTheOne]

Research has shown that kids with weird names dont benefit from that at all when growing up.. they tend to get picked on in school and you may not be taken seriously at a job interview.

While me with a common name i never got picked on in school and i was never i mean never taken as a joke in a job interview. Oh wait... at that time my country was being bombed, we had more important stuff to take care of.

[Armatus]

'Diablo' the kid is spicy and would probably get all the chicks.