So, maybe this is old news, but i found this particularly lolworthy
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...Baby-Dovahkiin
The Dragonborn has come
Senshi
Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
So, maybe this is old news, but i found this particularly lolworthy
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...Baby-Dovahkiin
The Dragonborn has come
What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone
steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go
into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great
qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose
an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard
working American’s table. There, there! This poor girl is going
to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient
Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up
to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And
they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult
literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
Baitai kihei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Dunno about Dovahkiin, but i wanna name my firstborn "Nerevar".
Senshi
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Im partial for Sithis
What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone
steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go
into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great
qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose
an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard
working American’s table. There, there! This poor girl is going
to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient
Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up
to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And
they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult
literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
Sōkō no yari
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
My child's middle name shall be Septim! And he shall fulfill the prophecy by defeating Mehrunes Dagon by lighting the Drasgonfires!
Sōkō no yari
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
What a terrible name, I feel bad for that kid.
Originally Posted by Sphere
Baitai kihei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
I feel bad for you. Septim is an excellent name.
Sōkō no yari
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
But he isn't named Septim...
Baitai kihei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Me neither
Mom, dad... why on earth havent you named me Tiber Septim?
Hime
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
"Seven" is an excellent name?
That's worse than when I got the name 'Ashur (tenth) in Arabic class.
قرطاج يجب ان تدمر
Baitai kihei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Anything with a roman sound in is excellent. Primus, Secundus, Sextus, Septimus, whatever."Seven" is an excellent name?
That's worse than when I got the name 'Ashur (tenth) in Arabic class.
If i were doing arabic, i would want my name to be Ras al-Ghul.
Why, you little traitor... nothing is cooler than Dovahkiin. Well... Indoril Nerevar, Dagoth, Vivec and Almalexia for girls maybe, but still.... Dovahkiin.... far better than Araporn.
Sōkō no yari
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Aragorn just rolls off the tongue, Dovahkiin sounds awkward no matter how ya say it. For his sake hopefully no one will remember Skyrim by the time he's in middle school.
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Aaragon not araPORNAnything with a roman sound in is excellent. Primus, Secundus, Sextus, Septimus, whatever.
If i were doing arabic, i would want my name to be Ras al-Ghul.
Why, you little traitor... nothing is cooler than Dovahkiin. Well... Indoril Nerevar, Dagoth, Vivec and Almalexia for girls maybe, but still.... Dovahkiin.... far better than Araporn.
Ikko-Ikki
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
That has to be the most stupid name I've ever... And I just remembered that my name is the Slavic version of the name that honors the Greek Godess of fertility.
Sohei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Dovahkiin is actually kinda cool.
"At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques."Have you ever seen Dirty Harry Guns and money are best diplomacy
Bill Shankly
"Not badly, considering I was seated between Jesus Christ and Napoleon"
David Lloyd George was pleased with his performance at Versailles.
Sōkō no yari
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
There are cooler names out of the Elder Scrolls lore they could have picked. I wonder what they call him though, Dova or Dov maybe. Eh, those aren't too bad.
Jukutatsu shita
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
I'd be really, really pissed with my parents if they did that to me.
That's just incredibly mean.
˙ǝsɐǝןd „ƃuıןןoɹʇ„ ǝuıɟǝp
Baitai kihei
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Girl: "So what's your name?"
Boy: "Dovahkiin."
Girl: "Oh, that's unusual. Where's it from?"
Boy: "It's an obscure video game reference from twenty years ago."
Girl: "Oh..."
“The human eye is a wonderful device. With a little effort, it can fail to see even the most glaring injustice.”
Kamikaze
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
That should solve one of his problem...
But, yeah, I totally see that happening.
Also, the child in the picture look like aing cherry, i guess it the Dragon power going in to him.
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Senshi
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
Wouldn't it be awesome if his first words were: "FUS RO DAH!"
What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone
steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go
into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great
qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose
an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard
working American’s table. There, there! This poor girl is going
to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient
Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up
to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And
they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult
literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
Ronin
Re: Parents name their newborn son Dovahkiin and gain life-time supply of Bethesda games
I want to see someone name their kid Titus Mede
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