The Chat Thread (Read OP for rules)

[boofhead]

Big dude just came into my house, assaulted me (split my head open) and demanded I surrender myself to him.

I told him this is my house. You are the intruder. Wake up to yourself young man.

(he's gonna come back and bash me, I fear)

If I don't post again this man or his minions have dragged me away.

[☩Lord Inquisitor Derpy Hooves☩]

I think you deserve credit for respecting the wonder of the English muffin.

Still, I don't get all of this pie business around here. Apparently you're my lord, and both Lyra and Soarin' want to eat me, in two different ways...

That miss is a falsehood. English muffins are not muffins (but they are very delicious after you toast them, butter them and then put jelly on them mmmmmmm).

[Inkie Pie]

It's JAM, and they were muffins long before the equally delicious American muffins. Also, best off with some scrambled egg on top, for the JAM go with crumpets.

Either way scones ace everything.

[Lуra]

Either way scones ace everything.

THIS!


But I can't really get any scones in Thailand

~Lyra

[boofhead]

He hasn't done it yet. I love Australia.

Best country in the world.

[☩Lord Inquisitor Derpy Hooves☩]

It's JAM, and they were muffins long before the equally delicious American muffins. Also, best off with some scrambled egg on top, for the JAM go with crumpets.

Either way scones ace everything.

You Brits with your fancy words and your "Ello govna.". "Top o the mornin govna." "Oh cock, govna." "Wuts all this racket govna?". "Cheerio govna.". Go back to Russia you silly Brits

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Whoever did not realize that that was sarcasm, then I feel sorry for you.

But seriously, muffins are better than scones because scones are more filling and you can eat more muffins (also muffins are like a cake for breakfast, now who doesn't like cake?).

EDIT: Boofhead please cease your double posting, all it does is make Ishan or Legio close this thread so they can clean it up and I am sure they don't like doing that.

[lolIsuck]

There is the edit button Boof.

[boofhead]

OK, point noted. Some big old cop came into my house and put his hands on me. At which point I resisted at which point I ended up with a split forehead etc.

Blood everywhere. Then he grabs me by the throat and demands I say it was self-inflicted.

OK man, no worries.

Not a problem.

For Christ's sake. It's MY HOUSE. OFF.

Seriously. Some big cop came into my house and basically demanded I comply.

Well I'm sorry.

Go away.

He ended up going away but my head is split a little bit.

Sheesh. Calm down weirdos.

EDIT: I have little doubt they'll come back for me soon and I'll be locked up for a time. For standing up to their wicked wiles.

[lolIsuck]

Uhm Boof... Da is going on there?

[Ascarona]

What the hell is up with you Boof? Since when did you start posting all these random stories about wild Australian adventures?

[Diamat]

Your statements are always so vague, boof. Give us the context. We have no idea what you are talking about.

[The Glorious Nationalist]

what are you guys talking about?

[L-Burna]

Made a title for my upcoming comic:

''Oh, It Is On!'' (Rarity saying it).

Currently drawing a prototype.

[Spike]

I had no problem calling you Spikey Wikey when you changed your name from Strategos Lykos.

But everyone calls me Spike(y wikey) now

hold on, if you wish to become rarity, go on...

[Raritу]

The element of generousity prevents me from doing it.

So I'll stay here and do nothing productive all day.

[L-Burna]

The element of generousity prevents me from doing it.

So I'll stay here and do nothing productive all day.

You can become Cadence!

[lolIsuck]

Hey Twi, I think you lost some posts man.

[Diamat]

I played NTW for the first time last night, even though I had owned it for over a year. I had so much fun, and I didn't even expect it. I was playing a campaign as Saxony, and I had a battle against the Austrians, being outnumbered by over 2:1. I took defensive positions in the city, but was soon overrun. Most of my units were routing. I barely managed to fall back and gather a few troops in a small forest behind the city. The battle was basically lost. Somehow, though, I was able to make a stand in the forest, and slaughtered all the Austrian troops, winning the battle. I was like "wow." I haven't had such a good Total War experience in a long time. Vader did a good job with his Darthmod, indeed.

[L-Burna]

Hey Twi, I think you lost some posts man.

I lost over 12,000.

[The Glorious Nationalist]

I played NTW for the first time last night, even though I had owned it for over a year. I had so much fun, and I didn't even expect it. I was playing a campaign as Saxony, and I had a battle against the Austrians, being outnumbered by over 2:1. I took defensive positions in the city, but was soon overrun. Most of my units were routing. I barely managed to fall back and gather a few troops in a small forest behind the city. The battle was basically lost. Somehow, though, I was able to make a stand in the forest, and slaughtered all the Austrian troops, winning the battle. I was like "wow." I haven't had such a good Total War experience in a long time. Vader did a good job with his Darthmod, indeed.

I dunno how it is with minor countries,but playing as major powers,its always boring as hell