Bill shoots you in the stomach and kills your husband while you fall into a coma
I wish for the greatest pizza known to man
Bill shoots you in the stomach and kills your husband while you fall into a coma
I wish for the greatest pizza known to man
Rep me and I'll rep you back.
UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE KING POSTER AKAR
You get the biggest pizza on earth.
But Silvio is popping up shouting: "That is no PIZZA!" and burn you as pizza heretic.
I wish to become the female boss of the Yakuza after a successfull assassin career.
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
I use a time machine to kill Quentin Tarantino before he releases a single film and retroactively remove your wishes from existence
I wish for world peace
Rep me and I'll rep you back.
UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE KING POSTER AKAR
Zing. There is world peace, but unfortunately the US drop their biological weapons in barrels into the Pacific. Unfortunately the barrels have a leak, the T-virus escapes, Zombie-Apocalypse begins.
I wish i was Susan on the Disc World.
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
The disc world is destroyed by a meteor
I wish for ownership of TWC
Rep me and I'll rep you back.
UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE KING POSTER AKAR
You actually become the owner, but the site bankrupts you and you have to end up selling it back to ogre.net
I wish I was Silvio
Under the patronage of Finlander, patron of Lugotorix & Lifthrasir & joerock22 & Socrates1984 & Kilo11 & Vladyvid & Dick Cheney & phazer & Jake Armitage & webba 84 of the Imperial House of Hader
Wish Granted but Flinn gets arrested for his corruption and sex crimes while PM of Italy on December 26th
I wish for one trillion dollars
Rep me and I'll rep you back.
UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE KING POSTER AKAR
Wish granted....
While sitting at a sea side cafe drinking double expresso's and reviewing your financial statements of your recent new financial windfall.... A gust of wind blows you off the sea wall and sets you adrift in the ocean. You wash ashore on some deserted island with only your financial statements to keep you company for the next 25 years.
Uhhhh after the above... dunno but I think I'll just scale down my wish to be....
I wish I could have the rest of my flat mate's sandwhich which he left here on the table and that has been tormenting my hunger for the past 20 minutes...
Post Scriptum: Happy New Year Everyone...
Last edited by Mega Tortas de Bodemloze; January 02, 2024 at 01:21 AM. Reason: Happy New Year
A Lion serves in Winter, then perhaps a Unicorn for the Spring.
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If you cannot stand behind what you say.... then do not speak. If your words are taken out of context,
then the weight of the evidence will still fall in your favor and carry the day
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