Corrupt a Wish

[Doubledunk]

Granted, it would have gone that way if your yacht hadn't sunk.
I wish that Undertale wasn't popular

[SlartyBartfast]

Granted, it would have gone that way if your yacht hadn't sunk.
I wish that Undertale wasn't popular

Granted, Undertale is not popular (wtf is Undertale?).

I wish an enormous asteroid would strike the earth and annihilate us all.

[♔atthias♔]

Granted, Undertale is not popular (wtf is Undertale?).

I wish an enormous asteroid would strike the earth and annihilate us all.

granted but aliens find you so nice that they save you

I wish I didnt have to do emigration now

PS this is undertale if I guessed correctly
https://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&rct=j...425,bs.1,d.d24

[Skull]

Granted,you don't emigrate but your country is hit by several ICBM,you escape to a bunker and get to play Fallout in real life.

I wish my vision was augmented.

[Inhuman One]

Granted, you now see all the little germs, filth, microbes and other disgusting stuff you normally need a telescope for.

I wish for Electronic Arts to go bankrupt.

[Frunk]

Granted, but in a moment of insanity, you feel sorry for EA and decided to donate to them your life savings, thus saving the company and ruining yourself!

I wish my ankle wasn't so sore from sport.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Granted, your ankle was healed but then began to grow at an accelerated rate. Soon the ankle had taken over the foot and it developed a craving for blood. Yes it did play more sports, blood sports. The ankle kicked many to death and like a warrior with a sword that could not stop drinking blood, neither could the ankle stop taking lives. The pain was the only thing that kept the ankle in control and without it the demonic ankle developed a personality of its own. Finally the ankle had dominated you completely and conquered all of the land, placing the world in 4,000 years of darkness.

I wish I had loads of money.

[jockmcplop]

Granted.
In fact, you have so much money that you realise that it comes with a huge amount of power. You dislike the state of the world and set up a lobbying group to corrupt the political system by investing in government projects and then threatening to pull the plug if they don't change things to suit your ideology. Eventually you are named and shamed by the national newspapers and an angry local militia hunts you down.

I wish someone would pass me a joint.

[Skull]

Granted.
I pass you a joint,but I don't like your business.

I wish I had the infinite power of nano-augmentation.

[Frunk]

Granted, but... whatever it is... doesn't work out the way you'd like... for some reason.

I wish the GPS on my phone worked properly, instead of just constantly "searching" for itself.

[KonigPanther]

Granted, once your phone finds itself it leaves you, later retiring in San Diego in a condo with a nice oceanfront view.

I wish it were not so windy outside today

[Sir Adrian]

Granted. A micro black hole temporarily opens in the stratosphere and sucks the entire atmosphere from earth removing the possibility of it being windy ever again.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Owlparrot3]

Unfortunately you wished for not knowing what you may wish for .I want a huge grand strategy game that follows history from ancient Egypt to the present day and also a huge gaming pc.

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but the game is so spectacularly complex that it takes an enormous computer the size of the Pentagon to play it, resulting in multi-million dollar power bills.

I wish to know whether aliens were real or not, and I alone had that knowledge.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Granted. You find out that there are indeed aliens and decide to bask in your laurels with your new found knowledge. However you realize that great deeds are nothing without equal or greater recognition so you decide to tell people about it... no one believes you. Instead you die alone, a depressed and broken man in an asylum.

I wish I had the time and energy to read all of my books.

[Owlparrot3]

Granted but the library burned down the moment you started reading the first book .I wish to become a defence engineer and make the world's most iconic and famous weapon ever .Like the ak-47 and nobody should be able to kill me with my own weapon .

[♔atthias♔]

Granted but the library burned down the moment you started reading the first book .I wish to become a defence engineer and make the world's most iconic and famous weapon ever .Like the ak-47 and nobody should be able to kill me with my own weapon .

granted
but when you die of old age everybody who w anted to kill you starts shooting whit your weapon at your body so not a single piece of your body remains

I wish CA made a fully moddabble game

[Frunk]

Granted. CA makes and releases a fully moddable game of Tetris. With mods, you can change the music, and make the blocks float up instead of down!

I wish I got paid more than minimum wage.

[Owlparrot3]

Yes granted but the minimum wage is reduced to $1 .

I wish that my creative writing would be very famous on twc or the most famous .

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, however the writing is famous for being terrible and everyone leaves TWC, creating a new forum instead.

I wish I could do a perfect guttural 'r'.