Granted, every time you get rick rolled you know rage and die of heart attack.
I wish for more beer.
Granted, but your liver fails.
I wish to pass all my exams.
Granted, but you pass with 50.1%
I wish for a cat.
Australia: A land of bronzed bodies and wonderful football.
This signature is a solemn promise that no new Call of Duty game shall be purchased by me until a new engine is produced for the game.
Granted, but it's Meowth. Put in an adoption centre as a ploy to be taken into people's homes and to then steal their Pokemon.
I wish Team Rocket weren't such dastardly people.
Granted, but you went blind from watching to much stuff.
I wish the next total war game wont be Rome 2.
Granted but its Bran cereal
I wish for a new chair.
Australia: A land of bronzed bodies and wonderful football.
This signature is a solemn promise that no new Call of Duty game shall be purchased by me until a new engine is produced for the game.
Granted, but it breaks when you sit in it and you break you leg.
I wish I had an invincible block of foam.
Granted , but you have no use for it.
I wish the Dacians were not defeated by the romans
Granted, but they are defeated by Huns who invade Dacia and kill a lot of people.
I wish I would still have my old friends
Granted , but you are assasinated.
I wish i lived in antiquity
granted, but you get in a war and die
i wish for more holidays
Granted, but all of them involve giving money to the goverment.
I wish i had pancakes.
You get food poisoning and stay in bed for a month.
I want a shiny pair of scissors.
Granted but they are dull, and so are you.
I wish everyone looked like rabbits!
Granted, but everyone gets eaten by the foxes.
I wish that I had FoTS.
Australia: A land of bronzed bodies and wonderful football.
This signature is a solemn promise that no new Call of Duty game shall be purchased by me until a new engine is produced for the game.
Granted, but you don't like it, get bored with it fast and then start raging that you wasted your money on it.
I wish I could do all my planned plans in Summer
Granted , but then the world turns into R.R Martins Game of Thrones book and summer is very short.
I wish i had a german sheperd .