Corrupt a Wish

[Ferdiad]

Granted, every time you get rick rolled you know rage and die of heart attack.

I wish for more beer.

[tonplan]

Granted, but your liver fails.

I wish to pass all my exams.

[DukeofBrunswick]

Granted, but you pass with 50.1%

I wish for a cat.

[Mr Harold]

Granted, but it's Meowth. Put in an adoption centre as a ploy to be taken into people's homes and to then steal their Pokemon.

I wish Team Rocket weren't such dastardly people.

[Ferdiad]

Granted but they kill Brock.

I wish I watched stuff more often.

[Ciciro]

Granted, but you went blind from watching to much stuff.

I wish the next total war game wont be Rome 2.

[Ferdiad]

Granted but It's terrible.

I wish my cereal wouldn't run out.

[DukeofBrunswick]

Granted but its Bran cereal

I wish for a new chair.

[♔The Black Knight♔]

Granted, but it breaks when you sit in it and you break you leg.

I wish I had an invincible block of foam.

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but you have no use for it.

I wish the Dacians were not defeated by the romans

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

Granted, but they are defeated by Huns who invade Dacia and kill a lot of people.

I wish I would still have my old friends

[SonofaBooyah]

Granted, but non of them like you anymore.

I wish I became Prime Minister of the UK

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but you are assasinated.

I wish i lived in antiquity

[the mysterious F]

granted, but you get in a war and die


i wish for more holidays

[Ciciro]

Granted, but all of them involve giving money to the goverment.

I wish i had pancakes.

[♔The Black Knight♔]

You get food poisoning and stay in bed for a month.

I want a shiny pair of scissors.

[Ciciro]

Granted but they are dull, and so are you.

I wish everyone looked like rabbits!

[DukeofBrunswick]

Granted, but everyone gets eaten by the foxes.

I wish that I had FoTS.

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

Granted, but you don't like it, get bored with it fast and then start raging that you wasted your money on it.

I wish I could do all my planned plans in Summer

[Alexanderos]

Granted , but then the world turns into R.R Martins Game of Thrones book and summer is very short.

I wish i had a german sheperd .