Corrupt a Wish

[Nago]

granted, they call it "false football".

I wish I could be an immortal entity.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, you suffer greatly watching your relatives and friends die, and watch the universe end with the Big Crunch(hope it doesn't happen in real life)

I wish the Fourth Crusade didn't backstab the Roman Empire, and succesfully liberated the Holy Lands.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted, to expand the Kingdom of Jerusalem they conquer Constantinople only to have their possessions in the holy land destroyed by the conquest of the Mongols leaving only a rump state in Greece which is soon reconquered by the Romans.

I wish Man United win the next league game.

[Swiss Army Cheese]

Granted, however the next "League" game is an ammaturistic match of League of Legends, where nothing is at stake. The event of Manchester United winning a game of League of Legends is so left field that no one is able to profit from gambling on their victory.
Manchester United then goes out to become the most successful non-proffit League of Legends team to ever exist.

I wish I looked more Irish so that people don't mistake my Greekness for being Italian.

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

Granted. You're arrested for public drunkenness.

I wish I had the 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack.

[King_of_Spoons64]

granted, but when you listen to it you feel an void of emptiness that can not ever be filled.

I wish for the next wild pokemon I encounter to be a shiny with perfect IVs

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but you have spent your last Master Ball on a legendary Pokemon, and this pokemon's powerful attack defeats you instantly.

I wish for being even more popular to girls

[Ybbon]

Granted. I now know what a wild pokemon is, I am not prepared to read further to find out more about what a shiny one is. Your wild pokemon goes nuts and destroys all your tame pokemon - assuming that is even possible.

I wish that President Putin realises he has always wanted to dress in womens clothing and be called Susan and insists on it from now on.

[Nago]

granted, he calls you "Honey".

I wish we spend all the money of a year of warfare development in research against death.

[Ybbon]

Granted. You give me all the money and I spend 5 minutes figuring out that dead is dead, then charge you consulting fees for the rest of the 525945 minutes remaining in the year living it up.

I wish I could get more of these cushy consulting gigs!

[G-Megas-Doux]

You become a consultant on brand marketing for coca cola unfortunately you drink to much and your teeth fall out. You now have False Teeth with drink coke advertising on them.

I wish Man United win the next Barclays Premier League game.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but it is a 5-4, with Manchester United ending the game without David de Gea and Robin van Persie due to suspensions, and Angel di Maria and Wayne Rooney getting injured for the rest of the season. Also, after the game, the MU board decide to give Moyes another chance.

I wish I was more popular to girls

[Ybbon]

Granted. All girls find you irresistible, and insatiably seek you out for sex. Great huh, wow, exhausting huh? Best get a sandwich - uh-oh, more sex. Need a drink? nope, more sex. You can't eat, you can't drink, you can't sleep - every time you try, always some girl wants sex and won't take no for an answer. You die from too much sex.

I wish Arsene Wenger would take my calls, I really need to talk to him about january transfers.

[Cyrus Da Great]

Granted, but he forgets everything the next day.

I wish I was emerald.

[alhoon]

Granted you are an emerald toilet seat!

I wish the next total war game offers the same modability of R2TW with an easy campaign map editing software included in the very affordable price of 25$.

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted the next TW game is the best TW game ever. Yet it's very demanding and your computer can't run it

I wish my 2 characters (picture below) are real and become my brothers
http://nhinhonhinho.deviantart.com/a...nhonhinho&qo=0

[necronox]

granted, but they hate you and leave.

i wish the next total war game came out fully fledged and with the promised feature already included and complete.

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but only computers fit for the gods can run it.

I wish Istanbul was returned to Greece

[Cyrene]

Granted, but then again Greece suffers from economical crisis, Konstantinopolis won't be as Glorious as it was in the past


I wish i was a Rowbutt

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Granted, you are now a Arse (Donkey, not to be confused with the grand republic of arse) that rows boats down stream and into waterfalls....

I wish i was a ghost monarch