Granted: At your birthday party your parents floor* you with a magestic white unicorn. By the time you fall asleep that night you've built a bond with the fabled creature that will last a thousand years. The next morning before you awake, your folks sell the unicorn to the "My Little Pony" company for a 25% return on their original investment. Once you awake the first thing you notice is a blood trail made when the handlers gagged and bound the creature, forcibly dragging it from your side.
I wish that "Duran Duran" was playing at the Bell County Expo Center and that we all got to go see them perform.
* bowl you over.