Corrupt a Wish

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted you do make a wish in the previous post but it backfires.

I wish I was a master expert of an important profession.

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

Granted, you are now Master Wizard of the Dungeon. Three dice rolls later you die to a snot spewing ogre named Ralph.

I wish this sunburn didn't itch.

[Ybbon]

Granted, you fall in a patch of poison ivy, then grab hold of poison oak to pull yourself out and roll in a patch of stinging nettles in your pain. Now everything else stings and burns so much, you've forgotten the sunburn.

I wish to ride a wave of transcendent happiness to the promised land, where I will dine on milk and honey and live a life of beauty and unending bliss.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted your perception of abject misery has changed to transcendent bliss thus allowing you to watch the Jeremy Kyle show for eternity.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Guan Ziyang]

Granted. The thread stays unanswered for eternity, and so ends the glorious game of Corrupt a Wish. One day, a mob of aliens, unhappy that you have destroyed their one and only source of 'foreign' entertainment, they tie you up and take you back to their 'planet' to fry you alive.

I wish to live in a nice personal palace.

[HunterKYA]

Granted, but since you could only afford the palace and no servants, you have to clean it yourself.

I wish the US would stop being politically correct.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted their behaviour does not change but it is now viewed as being politically incorrect by the rest of the world.

I wish for the United Kingdom to remain united forever.

[Ybbon]

Granted. The Scottish decide to go independent, realise that the British army is comprised of a lot of Scotsmen and Gurkha's. They give the Gurkha's and Welsh honorary Scottish nationality, and promptly take over England. Cameron is shipped off to Iraq as a free hostage for IS. The United Kingdom of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland is once more united forever.

I wish that Abramovich decided to cut his losses and leave the UK selling off Chelsea players cut-price, allowing Wenger to get Costa for £10 and Fabregas for £8

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted Abramovich asset strips Chelsea of everything then purchases Arsenal moving them to Archangel they are now known as Archangel Arsenal. Unfortunately Arsenal do not have enough gloves and thermals for the players to wrap up in and they all freeze to death. Their corpses now look like statues in the North of Russia.

I wish people were still playing the history quiz in VV. I set questions the other day.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but this whole thing exhausts you

I wish I had a better computer

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, when you get this new computer you learn it is only just a little bit better than this,

and it can only run Zork.

I wish Arma 2 had a better server browser

[necronox]

granted, you now run on safari, which sadly becomes incompatible with windows platforms

i wish that internet censorship/filtering/tapping/monitoring didn't exist and never will

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted, you feel compelled to turn yourself in for crimes against the decent folk of the world.


I wish Man United could defend.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but they can't attack anymore. (Seriously, what is LVG thinking with that 3-5-2? It won't work in England)

I wish I had more than a thousand posts

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but no one really cares because it is a pointless achievement and you are laughed at for the rest of your days for thinking this is cool.

I wish i had $3

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, you spend it in 30 chewing gums(not sure if this is implied in Aussie land as well, but in Greece, a chewing gum(a single one) costs 10cents)

I wish I had the ability to write an update in my AAR once per day.

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted, you do have the ability however you now do not have the interest in writing it.

I wish that the UK National debt for both the public and private sector was non existent.

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but to get rid of it the UK government had to tax the out of the population to the point where half the population leaves

I wish Vladimir Putin came to my house for a sleepover

[G-Megas-Doux]

Granted your house now belongs to the Russian Federation as the mice are and always have been Russian. You are forced to go back to Australia.

I wish economic growth was not powered by government debt.

[Emperor PooMan]

You are forced to go back to Australia.

Not granting any wishes here, just saying that I already live in Australia