Corrupt a Wish

**ggggtotalwarrior** · December 15, 2021, 06:35 PM

Bill shoots you in the stomach and kills your husband while you fall into a coma

I wish for the greatest pizza known to man

**Morticia Iunia Bruti** · December 16, 2021, 01:35 AM

You get the biggest pizza on earth.

But Silvio is popping up shouting: "That is no PIZZA!" and burn you as pizza heretic.

I wish to become the female boss of the Yakuza after a successfull assassin career.

**ggggtotalwarrior** · December 16, 2021, 03:50 AM

I use a time machine to kill Quentin Tarantino before he releases a single film and retroactively remove your wishes from existence

I wish for world peace

**Morticia Iunia Bruti** · December 16, 2021, 03:57 AM

Zing. There is world peace, but unfortunately the US drop their biological weapons in barrels into the Pacific. Unfortunately the barrels have a leak, the T-virus escapes, Zombie-Apocalypse begins.

I wish i was Susan on the Disc World.

**ggggtotalwarrior** · December 22, 2021, 10:54 PM

The disc world is destroyed by a meteor

I wish for ownership of TWC

**Flinn** · December 23, 2021, 04:33 AM

You actually become the owner, but the site bankrupts you and you have to end up selling it back to ogre.net

I wish I was Silvio

**Derc** · December 23, 2021, 05:17 AM

Granted, but you also get his age. Have fun, 85 year old Flinnsconi.

I wish... you a Merry Christmas

**ggggtotalwarrior** · December 23, 2021, 09:14 PM

Wish Granted but Flinn gets arrested for his corruption and sex crimes while PM of Italy on December 26th

I wish for one trillion dollars

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · January 02, 2024, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior

I wish for one trillion dollars

Wish granted....

While sitting at a sea side cafe drinking double expresso's and reviewing your financial statements of your recent new financial windfall.... A gust of wind blows you off the sea wall and sets you adrift in the ocean. You wash ashore on some deserted island with only your financial statements to keep you company for the next 25 years.

Uhhhh after the above...

dunno but I think I'll just scale down my wish to be....

I wish I could have the rest of my flat mate's sandwhich which he left here on the table and that has been tormenting my hunger for the past 20 minutes...

Post Scriptum: Happy New Year Everyone...