If you could visit

[Mhaedros]

Anyway, why would you need 4 of them, you only have one penis (right?)

@Macilrille: Indeed

[Pinkie Pie]

Sauron and warn him of the evil hobbits plans

Really? You get the chance to visit the Middle-earth and all you can think about is how to get laid there? Professor Tolkien is turning in his grave.

My first move would be to tell poor Sauron about the evil hobbits.

Anyway, why would you need 4 of them, you only have one penis (right?)

@Macilrille: Indeed

Why does a man with a pot of gold want another? GREED!!
Will have to drop it down to 3 though if I want to visit Sauron

[Dwarven Berserker]

Anyway, why would you need 4 of them, you only have one penis (right?)

Either he wants some variety, or he is a mutant

I think I would certainly visit all of the Istari (except for saruman perhaps ). Even though I fear finding the blue wizards will be tough

[Macilrille]

Really? You get the chance to visit the Middle-earth and all you can think about is how to get laid there? Professor Tolkien is turning in his grave.

Exactly! The randy chaps are taking over. I felt like writing "go and get laid RL" in my first post but did not want to insult anyone.

Not that I am much better, I want to taste Barliman's beer. But Bree is central, from there you can visit everywhere.

[Jaldithas]

Hmmm..... an interesting Idea:
-A Ride/Journey far East with Orome would be Nice! I would question him about the whole wilderness in Arda...
-Treebeard, to survey him about Ent-Wifes/Women.
-Bór (the Leader of the Easterling Tribe who didn't betrayed Maedhros).....simply to ask him things about his culture and why his tribe has ridden westwards
-Join Gloin on his journey back to Erebor from Rivendell and visit the Dwarven Smithies there ----> again my questions would contain stuff from history, culture, techniques...etc....

this one

[Pinkie Pie]

Exactly! The randy chaps are taking over. I felt like writing "go and get laid RL" in my first post but did not want to insult anyone.

Not that I am much better, I want to taste Barliman's beer. But Bree is central, from there you can visit everywhere.

Woah, first order is to tell Sauron and thenb get some elven tail before they all die. This does not make me randy it just means I want to sample something before the dark lord wipes them out

[Gallus]

Exactly! The randy chaps are taking over. I felt like writing "go and get laid RL" in my first post but did not want to insult anyone.

I was about to say that these guys are clearly not getting any IRL but that would probably force the moderators to close this thread. It's a shame but what can you do, a group of horny nerds can kill any thread.

[Macilrille]

We shall see. Let us try and get it back on track.

After my drinks with Barliman Butterbur I would want to see:
Imladris
Lorien
Erebor
Edoras (and feast with some of my own culture)
Minas Tirith on my way to see Dol Amroth, perhaps the most Dúnedain place left in Middle-Earth at the end of the Third Age.
After that sail north to Lindon and say hi to Cirdan, then go eat and drink with the Hobbits.

That was more than 5 I guess...

Second Age 1600-ish I would want to visit Númenór, Ost-En-Edhil, Moria at the height of its power, Lorien again and... dunno... only 4 to compensate for my lavish Third Age journey.

First Age, Hithlum to feast with the House of Hador and leave a note for Turin to NOT leave Doriath no matter what Saeros says or does.

Doriath and Gondolin cause of their beauty and to talk to Melian and Turgon. Whereever Fingolfin resides cause he is just AWESOME.

Valinor, cause it is Valinor.

[Macilrille]

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[Gallus]

This thread made me realize how lame TA is compared to the FA. In the First Age you could meet Feanor, Fingolfin, Hurin, Turin, Finrod, Luthien, Beren, Earendil, Ecthelion of the Fountain, Glorfindel, Fingon, Melian, Thingol,... And what about at the end of Third Age? A king in exile and four midgets.

[Pinkie Pie]

In all seriousness I would have to go with King Bard the Bowman, Elrond, Denethor when he was younger, Saruman before he went a bit insane and Sauron.

[Enarec]

Hmm, in the TA I'd see:
Alatar
Pallando
Radagast
Cirdan
Gandalf

Yes, 4 Istari out of 5. I feel they would be interesting to talk to, due to their knowledge.

Places:
Rhûn
Harad
Lorien
Ithilien
Valinor