I have thought about how to do this. You'll have to read every caption in this post, and then pick one of them to vote for. I can't fit them all in the poll options...
The Grim Squeaker - "The Three Stooges were shocked by their sudden transformation"
1hHoplite – "ummmm.....I don't think its going to hold all of us....."
GrimSta – "OH!....THAT elephant."
The Seleucid Empire – "Grass: $0. Bench: $50. Giving your best friend a wet willy: Priceless."
Keresztes – "Mother-in-laws only reveal their true form when photographed."
rez – "Ha! look over there, some weirdo's brought a human to the park!"
Publius – "GOP apprehends male bench suspected of having 'contact' with other men. Small town saved."
therussian - "Well......this might be a little tricky"
Mudd - "In other news, the Elephant Liberation Army takes hostages in Central Park...demand censoring of Dumbo, which they consider highly offensive and violating of their rights..."