open up a beer cos hes cool like that
open up a beer cos hes cool like that
the cops went back, seeing that James was a boss, but
he then proceeded to dump the beer on his pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2KsU_dhwI
I was at a friend's house and got permission to spend the night there, when I felt that I'd made the wrong choice and prayed about it being the right one to stay at the friend's house. I still felt it wasn't, so I called for a ride home. I got home seven minutes after my mother died. Don'ting tell me that there is no God.
and then he let them on fire cos he was weird like that
And he got shot again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2KsU_dhwI
I was at a friend's house and got permission to spend the night there, when I felt that I'd made the wrong choice and prayed about it being the right one to stay at the friend's house. I still felt it wasn't, so I called for a ride home. I got home seven minutes after my mother died. Don'ting tell me that there is no God.
luckily it was only a BB gun
but he shoot the guy who shooted him anyway
Before realising he just said 'shooted'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2KsU_dhwI
I was at a friend's house and got permission to spend the night there, when I felt that I'd made the wrong choice and prayed about it being the right one to stay at the friend's house. I still felt it wasn't, so I called for a ride home. I got home seven minutes after my mother died. Don'ting tell me that there is no God.
then he shot himself in shame
but missed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2KsU_dhwI
I was at a friend's house and got permission to spend the night there, when I felt that I'd made the wrong choice and prayed about it being the right one to stay at the friend's house. I still felt it wasn't, so I called for a ride home. I got home seven minutes after my mother died. Don'ting tell me that there is no God.
As Torres misses a goal,
James shrugged, and got down on one knee, to propose to a black albatross.
the albatross said NO
His soul was shattered, he had ideas of suicide...
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
but the girl at the other end of the suicide hotline had a sexy voice....
"WE WILL SMITE THE INVADERS FROM OUR SKIES! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestors' graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities...they will know: Helghan belongs to the Helghast." -Scholar Visari
so he unzipped his pants
and realised that his ex wife still had the key to his chastity device.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2KsU_dhwI
I was at a friend's house and got permission to spend the night there, when I felt that I'd made the wrong choice and prayed about it being the right one to stay at the friend's house. I still felt it wasn't, so I called for a ride home. I got home seven minutes after my mother died. Don'ting tell me that there is no God.
and he vowed that he would find the key
So he tagged along with the Fellowship and went on his way to Mordor to confront his ex and capture the key.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
He slayed many a helpless villager when they asked him to start a side quest
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