A Goblin Tale: the Lazy Bunch episode 1 - 41 + Epilogue. Updated: 29th Oct 2012

[Ngugi]

Thanks Lortano ^^
It won't get any better in Haldir's point of view I can add, as now Part 22: The First Battle of Lórien is out

[Enarec]

- What? Elbereth's tits people! Why haven't you warned anybody, Haldir cried out.

A reference to the Kingkiller Chronicle (I loved the books... anyone recall the saying "Tehlu's tits and teeth!"?) or is it just me?

This is a very humorous story, I thank you for writing this and entertaining us.

[Ngugi]

Thank you Enarec; to know it's appriciated is what truely inspires me to continue, as I can ponder upon the development for a week or two sometimes.
Now I got it quite clear to me, and then I'm in dept to my readers who help me both get the spark and the energy. I do not like to write things I will not share honestly and its an honored pact between me as a writer and all of you as readers to give you the best I can, as a respons to your acknowledgment
Hope you'll enjoy the upcoming adventures of 'Alpha Royal Highness Chief' now when the War of the Bling Bling really kicks off ^^

Edit: oh, actually it's just you then haha, but great ideas isn't limited but universal I think

[Khay]

WHY CAN'T I +REP MORE?!

[fighting uruk-hai general]

I can't help but wonder, what Alpha Royal Highness Chief would say if he knew, about all the good things about him going around. beside a big ego boost. Also, i am starting to think lack of good leadership skills is a common trait in middle earth. If everyone leaves you for a man [barbarian] they know barely anything about. Along with random events leading to funny and crazy things in middle earth, which all ways turn out to be a enjoyable thing to read about.

[Ngugi]

Haha, beautiful words ^^
Edit: I actually think he would interpet it as some kind of conspiracy against his own splendid existence, or a proof of his own greatness - either way I think it's good that he got give or take no grasp of what's going on ^^

And for that, Part 23: East of Eden is out
Edit: and is a little tweaked now for a better flow.

[Ngugi]

Part 24: The Second Battle of Lórien

[Maiar93]

Love it!

[Ngugi]

Glad to hear Maiar' ^^
Then I hope you'll appriciate Part 25: The Palantiri as well (I mean, what comedy is complete without them?)

Might be a high tempo in publications the closest time hehe

[Ngugi]

I know some do not have the time to keep up with the pace of releases right now, and that's perfectly fine to me and I hope it is to you.
Folks read whenever they have time and is in the mood!
As noted before I even consider it fun for you since once you've read the oldest unread chapter you have more to relish and do not have to wait for another one hehe

So today Part 26: High Commander Bulldog is out

[fighting uruk-hai general]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I can get more titles? Alpha asked with big eyes and a sudden grin and he head butted a smaller Orc in cheer excitement.

Haha! i find that line priceless. I can only picture how long Alpha's new titles will be.

[Ngugi]

Priceless is good
Well, you get a hint in todays Part 27: The Return of the Balrog

[Ngugi]

And today you'll have Part 28: Towards Cair Andros to enjoy whenever it fits you

[Khay]

Now i need a Lorienbane ancillary!^^

[Ngugi]

Took the liberty to add Part 29: Strangers of Apperent Doom today as well, as I had a little spark hehe

Thanks again to all merry comments from the readers, most appriciated

[fighting uruk-hai general]

Its nice to see Alpha Chief has enough guts, to not let a pack of filly man creatures go before his army. Also, his army needs to learn a little bit, of where there's a whip there's a way.

[Ngugi]

A whip always help out haha

Today Part 30: The Glorious Success at Cair Andros is out

[Maiar93]

Great chapters, you got me chuckling and grinning on several occasions. Although it's not a very professional writing style, you have a way around humor

[fighting uruk-hai general]

All hail Alpha Chief the lucky. What a battle. haha, what a battle. All they do is kill each other [and end up making everything seem rather funny.] and not their common enemy and still win the day. They must have some kind of odd luck on there side.

[Ngugi]

Great chapters, you got me chuckling and grinning on several occasions. Although it's not a very professional writing style, you have a way around humor

Thankes hehe. Can tell I normally do not write like this, it just developed as it's very short chapters and I from the beginning didn't expect to write more than one, and later a few, chapters, where the humour was to be the prime objective.
Glad it still works ^^

All hail Alpha Chief the lucky. What a battle. haha, what a battle. All they do is kill each other [and end up making everything seem rather funny.] and not their common enemy and still win the day. They must have some kind of odd luck on there side.

I really have no clue how Alpha Chief, and anybody who have encountered him, managed to survive so long, so some marvelous luck they have indeed!


And with that said; Part 31: The Besiegers of Gondor is now out