[Hotseat] War of the Five Kings

[Onix]

no. this one is right

[Pinkerton]

Tully,

[Pinkie Pie]

Even as Lord Tywin battered Riverruns's outer defences Lord Edmure force marched his army north. The two armies met upon the field of battle south-west of Riverrun and it was there that Lord Tywin learned to fear the water and what dwells beneath.
Let all know that the Riverlands will be freed from the vile animals that plunder her.
The lion may be king of the beasts but even kings can drown.

[Mithridate]

OMG, tully gonna win this...

There has been a sign!
All hail Martin, all hail the fish!

[Pinkie Pie]

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Some fish have teeth

[Mithridate]

I like sharks, awesome creatures

U make them look scary

[Pinkie Pie]

My sharks have got the plague, the turn they left Riverrun to fight Kevan a plague hit the castle so my army and my generals are slowly dying

[vozd]

Next!

[cepragassen]

well, to be fair, martin, my last turn being skipped, your chances ave improved a lot. i dont even want to think of what happened on the greyjoy front

[Celsius]

so who owns King's Landing?

[kiwibloke]

stan the man

[Pinkie Pie]

well, to be fair, martin, my last turn being skipped, your chances ave improved a lot. i dont even want to think of what happened on the greyjoy front

A pity really, add that to the several skips the Starks suffered and I have had an easy run

[Mithridate]

sorry for taking so long, waiting for responses

negotiations have broken down, for now...
Untill agreement is reached, glorious war shall be waged against the cowards who fear an enemy
they outnumber 5:1. Our precision strikes shall bleed you to death in the valleys, the hills and if we have to, the sands.

Turn back, accept our generous terms or you will find only your own death.

[cepragassen]

i am retiring from this HS, that skip really f*ed my situation up. from 4 full stacks i am down to two halves, and all my generals but tywin are dead. so yeah, you can skip lannisters

[Pinkie Pie]

What happened to your other two stacks?

[vozd]

i am retiring from this HS, that skip really f*ed my situation up. from 4 full stacks i am down to two halves, and all my generals but tywin are dead. so yeah, you can skip lannisters

You can't play only when you winning...

[Celsius]

hell look at me in the KoW. I'm still sticking it out.

[vozd]

For new Lannister player!

[cepragassen]

What happened to your other two stacks?

whine alert!

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2 full stacks were besieging a greyjoy fort, i am not sure there's anything left of them, migth be some stray units at the rock, but they where annihilated, it would seem, together with jaime. tywins host was defeated last turn so i cant move it (the remains), kevan and the remains of his host are trapped in a fort under renly siege, the mountain and his half stack were lost in stoney sept siege it seems. by the end of this turn ill be down to 4 settlements because of greyjoys constant fort spamming

[Pinkie Pie]

You could always surrender to King Stannis