[Hotseat] Westeros at War (/Greyjoy Free)

[Pinkerton]

Damn, Where is that King when he is needed, He should settle this matter and decide what to do next right!

[Mithridate]

also Tywin whe you say we are 2-3 up i think you forgot that edmure's sister and my aunt is part of house arryn making us kin slayers if we attack them. I agree that they should be punished but not in terms of land but maybe they pay money to the crown or must help us to attack Tyrell. I want this Battle over Tywin, there are enough enemies without us squabling amongst each other. do not attack them until the king has had a chance to review arryns offer and then we can proceed with the extermination of the Southern rebellion and the Stannis Rebellion.

I tried to make it clear who was talking >.< Turns takes time so it will be a while before i can do anything, more than a few turns until i could actually even draw blood and i forget nothing.

You would not be kinslayers as you fear, there are always prisons or suitable retirement possible even though they should be executed or sent to the wall. There is no battle, merely conflicting opinions and interest that the king will decide what to do with and what course of action to take. Its good that he gets two sides of the coin as well

Tywins and your conflicting interest only becomes a problem when it affects action imho, seeing how we have yet to play our turns OR take any action part from previously agreed i dont see any problem.

Lastly, you do not tell Tywin what he can or cannot do

/// me the player again

[Mithridate]

I object to any notion of reconciling with Arryn, they are traitors to the realm and should be rooted out.
My house have been grievously offended and our name spit on repeatedly!

First they side with Stark and imprison Tyrion, treating him worse than a rat or common murderer.
Secondly they hold trial against him without a shred of evidence and without the kings permission,
a Stark and Lannister buisness to be solved by the king! Not only was this trial a farce,
it ended with Tyrion being left out to an all but certain death by tribesmen!
Thirdly they declare the king himself to be born out of incest between my children, holding no right over the throne and declare for Stannis!

Not only have they spit on my name repeatedly, they have also repeatedly defied the king going as far as high treason!

I trust these vile Arryn as much as i trust Tyrion to go without a whore.
I demand justice, not only for my own name but for the king!

Tywin Lannister, Hand of the king and Warden of the West

[kiwibloke]

Lord Tywin / Tyrion

Do not threaten the good people of the vale, the king will decide this matter not you. it is unbelievable how short sighted you are bieng! whilst you attack your allys your enemies prepare to invade you, what long lasting damage has arryn done to you i ask? the answer is none so why you want to cause them such damage i do not know.

[Pinkie Pie]

You would almost think all of you were there to see the private conversion between Mace and his shadowy friend.
That might as well be removed considering all of you are going to act as if I announced it to everyone.

[xXAmonXx]

Ahem.

The king is finally back from his dutiful studies.

Ruling the realm, is like flipping a coin. On one side there is peace, and that is a glorious thing to attain. On the other, there is war, which is sometimes necessary to attain peace. The Arryns have accused me as incest - born, knelt to another king, and captured my uncle, then bent the knee to me? I feel like someone else is in control of Lysa Tully right now, in no way would she miss the funeral of her husband, or wait to send reinforcements in the Riverlands, when there was war there? I feel, as compensation for all this betrayal to the crown, that the Arryns should offer Heart's Home and Redfort to either be controlled by myself, the Lannisters, the Starks, or the Tullies. This is for obvious reasons, to govern the Vale, and find out what is happening over there; last time I heard littlefinger ran back home.

The Vale gets to choose where the coin lands! War or Peace. Peace when they give us control of their land, or war when they reject the generous terms.

I am naming Edmure Tully as the Master of Horse, and Robb Stark as the Master of Laws. They now have a position on the small council, and I hope their advice helps guide the realm to a better future. Robb Stark is also betrothed to the Princess Myrcella Baratheon, to solidify this alliance.

-King Joffrey Baratheon, the True King of Westeros

[Mithridate]

Read this before xXAmonXx´s post

Lord Tywin / Tyrion
Do not threaten the good people of the vale, the king will decide this matter not you. it is unbelievable how short sighted you are bieng! whilst you attack your allys your enemies prepare to invade you, what long lasting damage has arryn done to you i ask? the answer is none so why you want to cause them such damage i do not know.

I have not threaten anyone, i demand justice for my house and the king! More than that, until he makes a decision on the matter you will obey and view him as an enemy for that is your duty!

He has damaged my and my houses honor, he has spit on our kings honor, he has attempted murder on my son and worst of all, he has committed high treason

You should not forget that I am the hand of the king, in his absence my word is law and i serve in the best interest of the kingdom, I act in accordance with the king and he has yet to change course.

Arryn is no ally of mine, nor is he anything but a lowly traitor until the king declares otherwise.
Keep up your insults towards me and you will pay for it.

now that my snowed in friend is a threat

Tywin Lannister, Kings Hand and Warden of the West.

[kiwibloke]

I am glad that the king has resolved this issue and now we can return to the problem of the rebellions.

[Pinkie Pie]

Like me

[Mithridate]

Like me

Youre no problem, youre [ Insert funny line ]

[Pinkerton]

I Sincerely recomend Robert Arryn accepting this merciful deal of the King....And I would like to congratulate Robb Stark and Myrcella Baratheon...May they live a long and prosper life together!
Last but not least, I thank King Joffrey for dealing with this particular delicate matter with wisdom....
Doran Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear, Warden of the South and Master of Coin....

[Pinkie Pie]

Youre no problem, youre [ Insert funny line ]

I'm [insert funny line]? I'm [insert funny line]!!

I demand fistycuffs with you you vile spawn of Tytos!!

[Mithridate]

I'm [insert funny line]? I'm [insert funny line]!!

I demand fistycuffs with you you vile spawn of Tytos!!

They wherent joking when they said "martin616 always delivers"

[xXAmonXx]

Lord Tyrell.

I know we've had some problems, with your whole rebellion and everything.
But I was thinking, we should have a marriage alliance. I'm young, and handsome. Your son Loras likes handsome young men. You want to be related to royalty. I am willing to do anything for peace. I am sure we can come up with a marriage compromise.

Anyways, bitter sarcasm aside, what can I do to help you help me?

[Pinkie Pie]

If you wish for my help it will require that you hand over King's Landing, swear fealty to me as the true king and order all of your allies to do the same.

If not...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Pinkie Pie]

Renly up!

*Polite cough* getting close to the deadline here.

[Skizbot]

23 hours is still within 24. Weekends

Joffrey

[Pinkerton]

If you wish for my help it will require that you hand over King's Landing, swear fealty to me as the true king and order all of your allies to do the same.

If not...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

If you bring it with extra cheese we may forgive you

[Pinkie Pie]

King Mace Tyrell refuses to hand over any cheese and breaks off negotiations.

[xXAmonXx]

House Arryn, you have until turn 3 to accept our terms of peace, or prepare for war.
House Tyrell, I suggest you bring cheese and wine to King's Landing, they say the King is forgiving, as long as people bend the knee.

My loyal Tully allies, your turn is now commencing.

-King Joffrey Baratheon