Dear Lord Stannis
I think you're confused, I swear loyalty to the rightful King of Westeros, Joffrey Baratheon First of his Name....
Dear Lord Stannis
I think you're confused, I swear loyalty to the rightful King of Westeros, Joffrey Baratheon First of his Name....
Prince Doran Martell is asked to recind his alliance to the throne, it was Joffreys father who had Elia Martell and her children killed or did Doran forget that?
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my fathers death was not without reason, he commited high treason and for that he died.
there is no proof about the attempted murder of my brother and therefore i can not make an accurate dicision. Also a term of are peace is that he does not pillage my uncles lands.
i ask you Stannis where is the proof to your claims? you have none, you are an Usurperous Demon Worshiper who is attempting to twist justice. You will not suceed
Robb Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
Dear Mace Tyrell
The Murderers of Elia, and her child are Amaury Lorch and Gregor Clegane, Both are going to be sent to me as a proof of the justice of the King....
Doran Martell, Warden of The South, Lord of Sunspear and Master of Coin
Prince Doran,
I will do all in my power to make sure Elia's justice is obtained. Also, how would you like to be father of the new Queen.
Robb Stark,
I have commanded the Lannister forces to leave the Riverlands. It is our best bet to focus on the Southern rebels. We cannot fight between ourselves, the Tullies, Lannisters, and Starks are all loyal. There is no hope for anyone who chooses to betray this alliance.
-From the desk of Joffrey Baratheon, King of Westeros
King Joffrey,
I'm very sorry that Arianne is not able to marry Joffrey, But The King will understand that I did other plans with her, and I can't cancel them without hurting my honor
Doran Martell,
Prince of Dorne, Warden of The South, Lord of Sunspear and Master of Coin
Well, here is my offer of peace to the Greyjoys.
I am in need of a wife, Asha Greyjoy is in need of a husband. Balon Greyjoy, your line will forever be in the lineage of Kings. Your daughter can be Queen! In return, you help us keep the King's peace and help us fight the Southern rebels. Oldtown can be yours for the taking.
We need to act fast to help out Prince Doran. He is surrounded on all sides. Lion-Fish-Wolf-Sun-Stag-(maybe Squid) alliance will now be called the Chimera Alliance (or another catchy name)! We will defend the Seven Kingdoms from any False Kings and make Westeros a peaceful and prosperous nation once again!
King Stannis will punish those resposible for the sack of Kingslanding Doran, you can be sure of that.
I'm not a Demon worshiper Stark, Tyrell is. I'm just tolerant to the new Red god and have seen its powers. I have not abandoned the Seven.
The Greyjoys are advised to stay out of Joffrey's alliance, you don't want to bind yourself to the losing side.
Any word on Greyjoy?
Lords of Westeros!
In the name of the Drowned God.
Balon Greyjoy ex gratia of God and will of citiziens of the Iron Isles, Son of the Sea and Wind, Lord Reaper of Pyke and Lord of the Iron Islands, herby do this day relinquish all his tittles and lands for the sins he and Ironborn have commited.
From this day on House Greyjoy is no more and unless they prove worthy to the Drowned God once again by reaving, raping and ploundering in his name they will be serve as sellswords to anyone who can pay for their service.
If you wish to purchase our services or know more about it send a raven.
Starting price is 1000 gold per turn of our active service.
Signed,
Balon Greyjoy, chief of the Iron Isles Reavers.
Renly up!
Joff
And Tyrell you don't need to give Renly safe passage, feel free to attack Loras's praying buddy whenever you want to.
Spoiler for HOTSEATS:
Tully
May the Chimera Alliance be safe and prosper!
Let it be known that Lannister have made peace by the kings command, with the valiant men of Tully whom fought us bravely. Forces will be dispatched towards the Eyrie to clear it of treason, to think Jon Arryn left such a weakling fool behind
I, Tyrion the imp shall lead the effort against the foolish Arrys! We ask Edmure Tully to march on the Eyrie with as well, together we shall show that the Eyrie is indeed as penetrable as any virgin!
I hold a beast, a samaritan and a madman in me, They are me and my problems their victories and defeats
The finest lie can be grown from the seed of truth, undeniable to the honest, insurmountable for the dishonest.
You surprise me Renly, here i thought you fancy dressed men, perhaps i was wrong when I hear you fancy such things.
But figuratively speaking, well... yes, of course. Once that is done, I shall see him fly as he would have meUnless you once again swear fealty to the Iron throne, then perhaps i could send him to you so you can have your... pleasures.
The Arryn have to be rooted out and their misguided followers put in place, Surely some sense can be found deep down some cave in their mountains. Now Renly, Sinister and twisted a Lannister i may be, but to think i would have my way with a sickly, skinny and dimwitted lordling boy when i can have all the whores of his lands?
I hold a beast, a samaritan and a madman in me, They are me and my problems their victories and defeats
The finest lie can be grown from the seed of truth, undeniable to the honest, insurmountable for the dishonest.
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