View Poll Results: Which Is The Nastiest Death In The Lord Of The Rings?

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  • Denethor - Burned Alive

    22 22.00%
  • Duilin & Derufin - Trampled To Death By Mûmakil

    2 2.00%
  • Gollum - Melted

    26 26.00%
  • Radbug - Eyes Squeezed Out

    29 29.00%
  • Ufthak - Shelob'd

    21 21.00%
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    Denethor:

    'Then Denethor leaped upon the table, and standing there wreathed in fire and smoke he took up the staff of his stewardship that lay at his feet and broke it on his knee. Casting the pieces into the blaze he bowed and laid himself on the table, clasping the palantír with both hands upon his breast. And it was said that ever after, if any man looked in that Stone, unless he had great strength of will to turn it to other purpose, he saw only two aged hands withering in flame.'

    Duilin & Derufin:

    'The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mûmakil, leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters.'

    Gollum:

    '"Precious, precious, precious!" Gollum cried. "My precious! O my precious!" And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the depths came his last wail 'Precious', and he was gone.

    Radbug:

    '"You won't go again, you say? Curse you, Snaga, you little maggot! If you think I'm so damaged that it's safe to flout me, you're mistaken. Come here, and I'll squeeze your eyes out, like I did to Radbug just now."'

    Ufthak:

    '"She's got more than one poison. When she's hunting, she just gives 'em a dab in the neck and they go as limp as boned fish, and then she has her way with them. D'you remember old Ufthak? We lost him for days. Then we found him in a corner; hanging up he was, but he was wide awake and glaring. How we laughed! She'd forgotten him, maybe, but we didn't touch him - no good interfering with Her."'

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    I voted for Denethor, although from what I know how spiders feed themselves - they inject acid into their victims, wait till they have melted and then suck the liquidified bodies out - Ufthak´s death would probably be pretty unpleasant as well.
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    Yeah, I voted for Ufthak - I hate spiders.

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    me to for Ufthak!!!i just hate spiders!!!although tramped down by a Mumakil isn't something pleasant,but at least it is a swift death,no suffering!

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    Get melted is by far much worse than any of the other oprions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Revan
    Get melted is by far much worse than any of the other oprions.
    Going to have to agree. I dont even like little burns lol
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    Meh, by the time Gollum understood his faith he was already unconcious and consumed by the fire.

    Ufthak probably had the scare of his life whilst running from Shelob, only to be given a "dab in the neck" by the monstrosity.
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    eyes squeezed out thats just nasty at least shelob has neuro poisen to put you out 0_0

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    Having your eyes stabbed out isn´t exactly lethal, though I suppose it´s unpleasant enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciaran S
    Having your eyes stabbed out isn´t exactly lethal, though I suppose it´s unpleasant enough.
    havent u seen HOSTEL!!!!! well nvm she didnt die cuz of that but i would kill myself before walking around like that


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    Quote Originally Posted by SARMATIAN LEADER
    me to for Ufthak!!!i just hate spiders!!!although tramped down by a Mumakil isn't something pleasant,but at least it is a swift death,no suffering!
    perhaps just the lower half of your body was trampled leaving you to die after hours of agony...

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    Voted Gollum.
    Poor guy..
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    kill a million and you're a conquerer.

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    denethor because its always fun to watch a crazy guy burn, run about a mile back from the burning of faramir, then watch him fall off the seventh level of minas tirith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeyman View Post
    denethor because its always fun to watch a crazy guy burn, run about a mile back from the burning of faramir, then watch him fall off the seventh level of minas tirith.
    Watch...?

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    he probably meant from the movie..
    EDIT: woted the last one, nasty death from spiders
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    The Gollum deserved it!!!
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    Well I think with melting it depends on how long it takes untill you're melted.. Still the nastiest death to me.
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    kill a million and you're a conquerer.

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    denethors is the most spectacular imo (considering the movie), being trampled by a mumakil seems like a pretty swift death (unless of course one is as sadistic as to imagine that the person concerned has only had his legs crushed) being melted...well the enormous heat may have killed (choked) gollum before he ever touched the lava (movie not very credible that way....LotR credible lol), eyes gouged out seems like some 'outch' to me...but not necessarily lethal...concerning shelob i have a question: does she stun her prey and then wait for the effect of the poison to wear off before she begins her meal or....?
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