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    Default Duck swallows Alien

    (From an AP news report, lost the link)
    Flash! Duck Swallows Alien!

    This is just way too bizarre.

    The International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia, Calif., is hoping to raise money by selling an X-ray of a duck with what they say is a space alien head in its stomach.

    See ... I said it was bizarre! But wait, there's more...

    The X-ray is for sale on Ebay and as of this posting the X-ray has received 93 bids. It's now up to $4,700!

    And this is for an X-ray of a duck with what very likely is nothing more than a messed up golf ball in it's gut!

    But then there's even more...

    Some copycat Ebay jokesters now are offering a photo of an alien with a duck in it's head! This can be yours for only $10.


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    Default Re: Duck swallows Alien

    Thats very weird, but im sure that there's no alien in his stomach. It could be like they said a golf ball, or maybe he ate some trash floating in the water, but no alien there.




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    It was a rock, or somthing like that it was on CNN a few days ago.
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    Default Re: Duck swallows Alien

    Well the alien has the stereotypical head, so its probably just a hoax. The duck probably just swallowed a golf ball.
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    I knew it! Our secret weapon for battling the aliens is....

    DUCKS! *quack, quack*

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    Hunters wont be so pleased to know that they cant go killing our only defence against aliens...

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    Default Re: Duck swallows Alien

    Hmm i no expert on the duck reproducktive systems but maybe it's an egg.

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    Default Re: Duck swallows Alien

    now, why would an Alien who is so smart to come to Earth be stupid enough to be swallen by a duck?
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    Because its a good place to live inside the stomach...

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    Default Re: Duck swallows Alien

    Ever see Alien? Now think of that on the duck scale. That's why. They're taking over earth and they're doing through the ducks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alman9898
    Ever see Alien? Now think of that on the duck scale. That's why. They're taking over earth and they're doing through the ducks.
    hahahaha =) ... oh, wait.... aliens are taking ower the Earth? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitarus Originalus PM-30+
    hahahaha =) ... oh, wait.... aliens are taking ower the Earth? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
    haha:O, no ,,,, kil all ducks.
    Last edited by Yamoto; June 07, 2006 at 12:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamoto
    haha:O, no ,,,, kil all duck.
    lol =) poor ducks... i am scared of clowns also... kill them too =)
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    ummmm... ok... going nowhere very quickly...
    this thread is degenerating into spam
    *closed*

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