My day sucks because

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I bit a blanket and I actually lost two baby teeth, caught me as a shock when my mouth was bleeding and my teeth were gone.

[Shea O'Gorath]

I was eating a hotdog once and it was gone before I noticed. As was the hotdog.

Another time I was brushing my teeth and one fell out and down the drain. I felt a deep and personal loos at that.

[Ferdiad]

You mean you missed the toothfairy money.

[sabaku_no_gaara]

I have the flu, and weird fever dreams. (for some reasons everytime I have fevers I dream that my boddy is populated by various tribes of tiny people) feel dizzy and as if I'm floating, throat hurts, nose hurts etc...

[Shea O'Gorath]

I have the flu, and weird fever dreams. (for some reasons everytime I have fevers I dream that my boddy is populated by various tribes of tiny people) feel dizzy and as if I'm floating, throat hurts, nose hurts etc...

I had something similar one time where I had a fever and I couldnt sleep all night but I could imagine myself in Shogun 2 as a Daimyo directing troops in battle. And it was vivid as hell. I couldnt zoom in or out. I was the daimyo. Went to the doctor after that one.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Happened to me once too, I kept hallucinating that I needed to prevent a war between my stomach and my liver and i was the negotiator. Then I kept seeing flashes of nuclear explosions so I convinced by heart to be like the UN peace keeper. It was one weird ass half dream.

[Ferdiad]

I seem to be the only one here who doesn't get fevers or vivid dreams apparently.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Probably true, although Irish Rabbits don't seem to get sick much either.

[Shea O'Gorath]

It was once and I've never experienced anything like it.

[AqD]

I have the flu, and weird fever dreams. (for some reasons everytime I have fevers I dream that my boddy is populated by various tribes of tiny people) feel dizzy and as if I'm floating, throat hurts, nose hurts etc...

It's great to feel floating!

[Shea O'Gorath]

It awful.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

It feels pretty bad actually, like horribly bad.

[Shea O'Gorath]

People arnt made to float unless they have consumed enough alcohol

[sabaku_no_gaara]

yeah, and everything leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

And my gf claimed the couch, and she won't allow me to rest in bed because I quote: "that's for senior citizens" and she'll be bored if I'm in bed, even if we don't interact for the comming 5 hours or so, it would bore her to know that I'm in bed, and she'd come pull the blanket away and yell in my ears.

So I'm not getting my required rest

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

You should apply some Chinese torture and yell at her all night so she can't sleep.

[Shea O'Gorath]

Walk you to your GF and sneeze in her face then tell her its time for a taste of her own medicine. Sunglasses optional.
All I taste when i get a cold is iron since my lips keep bleeding.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Least your eyes aren't bleeding, happens apparently.

[sabaku_no_gaara]

Walk you to your GF and sneeze in her face then tell her its time for a taste of her own medicine. Sunglasses optional.
All I taste when i get a cold is iron since my lips keep bleeding.

she juest recovered from the flu, she's the one that made me sick!

[Shea O'Gorath]

Well then take her on a ferocious guilt trip.

[sabaku_no_gaara]

My girlfriend:

- never feels guilty about anything
- Never apologises
- becomes agressive when she's wrong/should apologise/should feel guilty