̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶p̶o̶i̶l̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶p̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶e̶d̶u̶c̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶!̶ ̶
I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶h̶o̶n̶o̶u̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶!̶
Edit: Damn, never mind that, I read it "My dad sucks because". LOL