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Thread: My day sucks because

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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    As would prostitution
    No seriously, great way to get all those depraved psychos from acting like nut cases. Case in point Eliot Rogers.

    In other news "" is y favourite smiley. Of course it is a bad thing because I know that I will overuse it...

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    Lice wine.
    Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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    Made from pure grade monkey ears.

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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    monkey brain can be cooked so why not?

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    Chill out.
    Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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    my day sucks because i did all the cattle fencing and moving the herd last week while it was rainy. also my right boot has a hole in it and i have had constantly wet feet for days.
    today its is sunny and i have a cold and feel feverish.
    Hr. Alf han hugg til han var mod, Han sto i femten Ridderes Blod; Så tog han alle de Kogger ni Og sejlede dermed til Norge fri. Og der kom tidende til Rostock ind, Der blegned saa mangen Rosenkind. Der græd Enker og der græd Børn, Dem hadde gjort fattig den skadelige Ørn.
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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    herd?? Hey are you from Kazakhstan or Mongolia? Please tell us about it!

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    neither Kazakhstan nor Mongolia. i live in Norway, way in the mauntains, some 350 meters above sealevel.
    and the herd is not very big. it is about 31 cows, 2 bulls and 19 calfs at this point. up here grazing is good but fields are patchy and the slopes steep down to lake Tinn. so to avoid damage to the soil the cows has to be moved quite often.
    there are bears, lynx and some stray wolf, so sheep farming has become less viable. also sheep are idiots that are experts at running away and find new ways to die. cows are more docile and not likely to move very far if there are grazing to be done.
    the herd consist of a mix of mainly Hereford and Charolais, with a bit of Angus and NRF mixed in.
    Hr. Alf han hugg til han var mod, Han sto i femten Ridderes Blod; Så tog han alle de Kogger ni Og sejlede dermed til Norge fri. Og der kom tidende til Rostock ind, Der blegned saa mangen Rosenkind. Der græd Enker og der græd Børn, Dem hadde gjort fattig den skadelige Ørn.
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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    Probably Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by absinthia View Post
    neither Kazakhstan nor Mongolia. i live in Norway, way in the mauntains, some 350 meters above sealevel.
    and the herd is not very big. it is about 31 cows, 2 bulls and 19 calfs at this point. up here grazing is good but fields are patchy and the slopes steep down to lake Tinn. so to avoid damage to the soil the cows has to be moved quite often.
    there are bears, lynx and some stray wolf, so sheep farming has become less viable. also sheep are idiots that are experts at running away and find new ways to die. cows are more docile and not likely to move very far if there are grazing to be done.
    the herd consist of a mix of mainly Hereford and Charolais, with a bit of Angus and NRF mixed in.
    You could open a tourism farm and let visitors pay $$$ to take care of cows and sheeps for you! I'd certainly pay for that!

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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    Shoveling manure isn't that fun. I used to do that on weekends years ago.

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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    just don't tell that to tourists!

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    How dumb must a tourist be to know that shovelling manure isn't the most pleasurable of activities?
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    Establish dude farms.
    Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon boneaparte View Post
    How dumb must a tourist be to know that shovelling manure isn't the most pleasurable of activities?
    most of us never worked a day on a farm!

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    Default Re: My day sucks because

    Quote Originally Posted by napoleon boneaparte View Post
    How dumb must a tourist be to know that shovelling manure isn't the most pleasurable of activities?
    My uncle runs an agri-tourism farm near the mountains. You have no idea how many Dutch doctors, German geneticists and British bankers are willing to pay hundreds of euros for 10 days of shoveling manure, looking after sheep and working in the fields.
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