Which race of middle-earth would you be and why? (Read First Post)

[Son of Mars]

Dovakiin oh shoot wrong world, definitely Dunedain.

[The Mouth]

They can die, the king Nazgul was killed in the film

Nazgul (Or at least the Witch-King because of Glorfindels prophecy) cannot be killed by any man women are an exception apparently.

[Cyclops]

Dovakiin oh shoot wrong world, definitely Dunedain.

Wait, wut? High elves, wood elves, orcs, goblins, trolls, dragons, giants, spiders...Elder Scrolls VI, Angmar?

Actually can't wait for the epic mods that Skyrim makes possible. A Hobbit era mod would rule: imagine shooting Smaug as Bard. Fus Roh Dale!

[Pinkie Pie]

Nazgul (Or at least the Witch-King because of Glorfindels prophecy) cannot be killed by any man women are an exception apparently.

That means they can die

Also you are tied to the power of The One Ring which would suck.
I would prefer being one of the beings that are allied to Mordor but not enslaved by Sauron like the Dragons or Balrogs.

On a side note, Balrogs and the Istari being Maiar would not count as beings from Middle Earth and therefor could not be used in this poll right?

[Andor Vex]

I wonder, if someone chose orc or.. whatever "evil" creature, would some of them live like.. um.. "thinking" people? Like, say.. orc philosopher or.. uruk-hai scientist.

[lolIsuck]

Orcs are either warriors or workers, no mad orc scientists

[Pinkie Pie]

Orc dancers

[Incredible Bulk]

Question for al of you that said they would want to be an elf, what type of elf and why?

[Zafersan]

I would say elf but most males look so...eh...feminine. If I could be an elf and look like Gimli I'd have it set. Maybe like this artists impersonation of a famous Nintendo character:
http://genzoman.deviantart.com/art/M...43?moodonly=24

Of course I'd still need to breed with elf women

[Incredible Bulk]

Of course I'd still need to breed with elf women

More than likely only one woman, since elves live forever but have population control once married their penis falls off after 25 years

[Andor Vex]

Orc dancers

Jesus, what would orc night clubs look like..

[Mhaedros]

Hmm, Orcboy, they have the smoothest orcskins of all magazines

[Pinkie Pie]

Not to mention the pages are made from human skin and thus edible

[Incredible Bulk]

What are you talking about?

[Noldorin]

I would be an elf because i have crazy love for whatever is in the naure and all creatures, but i also love to wandering around in th nature alone and exploring everything aln learn everything possible for the earth and the history. A dunedain also would be a great solution for me....a ranger in the north who wandering around middle earth and protecting the tribes in the north!!!

[Hopit]

I would be an elf because i have crazy love for whatever is in the naure and all creatures, but i also love to wandering around in th nature alone and exploring everything aln learn everything possible for the earth and the history. A dunedain also would be a great solution for me....a ranger in the north who wandering around middle earth and protecting the tribes in the north!!!

tribes?????

[TartanArmyStu]

Jesus, what would orc night clubs look like..

A whole lot like Liverpool when it's both the weekend and job seeker's allowance payday.

I'd probably be an evil man of the east.. I bet Harad has some amazing beaches

[Mhaedros]

What are you talking about?

This:

Hmm, Orcboy, they have the smoothest orcskins of all magazines

[Hopit]

A whole lot like Liverpool when it's both the weekend and job seeker's allowance payday.

I'd probably be an evil man of the east.. I bet Harad has some amazing beaches

you mean an evil man of the south?

[TartanArmyStu]

Ok smart-arse, the south east! hahaha