So you're saying you like women with beards?
Man (good)
Dwarf
Elf
Hobbit
Orc
Troll
Nazgul
Ent
Goblin
Man (evil)
So you're saying you like women with beards?
Were there but a tree in this godforsaken place i would have hanged myself.
No would be a wise dwarve and marry an elf woman, like in real life I married outside my race so I will do likewise if I was a dwarve in middle earth
Last edited by Incredible Bulk; April 19, 2012 at 11:08 AM.
Woah, have you married an alien???
for people who are mad at my comment
Rather a Neanderthal?
Kingdom of Lindon preview video out
DCI: Last Alliance - WIP Second Age mod | DCI: Tôl Acharn - mighty Dúnedain Counter Invasions |
Additional Mercenary Minimod - more mercs; for TATW and DCI | Family Tree minimods - lore improvements | Remade Event Pictures - enhance cultures trough images |
Favorite TATW compilation: Withwnars Submod Collection
Patron of Mank, Kiliç Alì, FireFreak111, MIKEGOLF & Arachir Galudirithon, Earl of Memory
No! I married out of my own nationality I mean
DAMN! I Hoped for it to be something real, say a Big Foot or Chimpanzee or something, nationality is quite another thing ^^ Now the world is boring normal again
Kingdom of Lindon preview video out
DCI: Last Alliance - WIP Second Age mod | DCI: Tôl Acharn - mighty Dúnedain Counter Invasions |
Additional Mercenary Minimod - more mercs; for TATW and DCI | Family Tree minimods - lore improvements | Remade Event Pictures - enhance cultures trough images |
Favorite TATW compilation: Withwnars Submod Collection
Patron of Mank, Kiliç Alì, FireFreak111, MIKEGOLF & Arachir Galudirithon, Earl of Memory
I'm just a boring normal man, sorry to disappointment
Dwarf.
To not only be a one of the most talented artisans in the world, but also a member of the race to produce some of the fiercest warriors middle-earth ever saw.
(...Who, incidentally, can kill more uruk-hai than a fabulous elf who has perhaps twenty times as many years of experience - and the advantage of a bow so that they started their kill tally earlier in the battle...)
Add to this the magnificent beards that are synonymous with dwarves, the extended (but not inordinately long) lifespans, and songs like this:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Yeah. Dwarf. No Question.
I am thinking that I should stick with what I know.
Race of Man.
As to the good/evil thing, is there no middle ground? It would seem that not every human in (on?) Middle Earth would be so polarized.
But there are fairly sizable settlements NEAR the Shire. Populated by Men. So, close enough to have a secure source of pipe weed, but not living among the energetic (and probably annoying) Hobbits.
And while being a warrior hero SOUNDS nice, I would likely opt for Merchant or Innkeeper.
hobbits obv: old toby, green dragon ale, food, peace, rural and circular doors!
I'm fairly sure the drakes in Forodwaith where untouched by it
A Dwarf!
so few people choose nazgul? C'mon, what's not cool about being an evil dude, who gets godlike (terrifying) powers, and a drake? I mean, its gotta be nazghul all the way... I'm immortal, evil, scary, i get a pretty ring, and i get to order people around all the time. Sounds pretty great to me...
Except that you don't feel anything, taste anything or even think anything. You just think what Sauron wants you to think. If he wants you to benji-jump down a cliff with the rope tied around your genitals, you will do it.
Sounds good eh?