Which race of middle-earth would you be and why? (Read First Post)

[Incredible Bulk]

What race Would you be and why? Human and from where? Elf? Dwarven? Hobbit? Orc? Troll? Nazgul? Goblin? Ent? Ect
Another question would be once you choose your race what class of person would you be? Politician, soldier and what kind, officer, royalty, farmer, merc, ranger, slave, wizard ?

I love the line on the film when Gimli says "I wish I could muster up a legion of dwarves fully armed and filthy" they are strong and fearless warriors as a
People, to bad their woman are ugly. But one on one dwarves can take down any goblin, Orc, human, elf, or what ever. And a troop of dwarves can bring down a troll on my opinion so I choose dwarves. And I choose soldier heavy infrantry axman

[Tate]

Elf - can't die of old age, hot wimmins, no facial hair. 'Nuff said

[Pinkie Pie]

As much as I like the dwarves and their manly beards, I can not handle the dwarven women with their manlier beards.

I will go with the elves.

[Elensul]

Elf - can't die of old age, hot wimmins, no facial hair. 'Nuff said

Same

PS: immortality gives you the time to become all around skilled)) THat has no price

[Fanest]

Tom Bombadil's race if it even exists

merry immortal invincible chap who lets others destroy each other while having a nice smoke and cool beer

[Bob Doad]

Elves i mean no contest...

[francis86]

A black numenorean cause i wish to control the world and wear their nice armor

[Curufin]

Hobbit, all they do is eat, sleep, get drunk and smoke "weed", they do a little bit of work now and then. Sounds like a easy life to me!

[paradamed]

Same as Curufin. Too much responsibility being a elf. A hobbit would be fine.

[lolIsuck]

Elf but residing in the Shire
double win

[Incredible Bulk]

Only thing with elves you live forever but can still be killed so of your a soldier you have a good chance to die

[GueulEclator]

Orcs : they can produce no less than 40 kg of crap each days. I would then throw this crap at the elven houses.
I would also wait till they go in vacation to go further.
After they return form vacation, they would find their houses covered in shi.t .

[David93]

Only thing with elves you live forever but can still be killed so of your a soldier you have a good chance to die

Not true, iirc you simply go to valinor, you could then return to middle earth, glorfindel for example, died fighting a balrog, is then present in lotr. Either way you can never die.

[nein]

everyone is going to say elf

elf btw

[Incredible Bulk]

Elves are fewer in number if I'm not mistaken, and easily be over run and killed off by dwarves

[Warlord Skorr]

A black numenorean cause i wish to control the world and wear their nice armor

This man speaks my mind.

Tyranny just isn't as fun without some classy clothes to prance around in.

[-Cygnus-]

Well i guess any race would be fine..JUST TAKE ME TO MIDDLE EARTH RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!

[Generalpatton334]

Not true, iirc you simply go to valinor, you could then return to middle earth, glorfindel for example, died fighting a balrog, is then present in lotr. Either way you can never die.

But what if you lost a loved one like Aragorn and Arwen. You will always live without that person forever. That is a major downside to a elf

[will_rommel]

Uruk-Hai, they're walking badass.

[Incredible Bulk]

But what if you lost a loved one like Aragorn and Arwen. You will always live without that person forever. That is a major downside to a elf

Good point did not think of that