Did Hitler escape from Germany [CerealGuy vs Akar] commentary thread

**Jom** · January 19, 2012, 05:05 PM

Allow me to be the first to simply say "lol", and also ask how Akar intends to prove that Hitler escaped.

**Vanoi** · January 19, 2012, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Jom

Allow me to be the first to simply say "lol", and also ask how Akar intends to prove that Hitler escaped.

I am wondering the same thing considering if i am not mistaken the Russians are supposed to have some of the remains of hitler (I think his skull or jaw bone)

**Markas** · January 19, 2012, 05:17 PM

I'm getting a nasty feeling we'll have sources from sites that have a nice sideline in Bigfoot sightings and New World Order warnings.

**.Mitch.** · January 19, 2012, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Azoth

I am wondering the same thing considering if i am not mistaken the Russians are supposed to have some of the remains of hitler (I think his skull or jaw bone)

They have what they claim to be half of Hitlers skull with the supposed self inflicted bullet hole, however recent DNA tests made it apparant that the skull was that of a woman.

**Nyxos** · January 19, 2012, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Azoth

I am wondering the same thing considering if i am not mistaken the Russians are supposed to have some of the remains of hitler (I think his skull or jaw bone)

they have his 'stach

**Ciciro** · January 19, 2012, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Nyxos

they have his 'stach

Hilarious, but not true.

The allies found the his jaw one and parts of his skull, and using x-rays of his jaw they where able to match the teeth they found with those of his dental records.

**The Stig** · January 19, 2012, 10:24 PM

Uh... lolwut?

**Nevins** · January 23, 2012, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by skynet464

Hilarious, but not true.

The allies found the his jaw one and parts of his skull, and using x-rays of his jaw they where able to match the teeth they found with those of his dental records.

Yup. Lots of conspiracy theories were spawned after the war because the Russians never bothered to inform the rest of the world that they had evidence of his death.

Different versions of Hitler's fate were presented by the Soviet Union according to its political desires. In the years immediately following 1945, it maintained Hitler was not dead but had fled and was being shielded by former western allies.[62] This worked for a time to cause western authorities some doubt. The chief of the U.S. trial counsel at Nuremberg, Thomas J. Dodd, said: "No one can say he is dead." When President Truman asked Joseph Stalin at the Potsdam conference in August 1945 whether or not Hitler was dead, Stalin replied bluntly, 'No'. However, by 11 May 1945, the Soviets had already had Hitler's dentist Hugo Blaschke and his dential technician confirm the dential remains found were Hitler's and Eva Braun's.[63] In November 1945, Dick White then head of counter-intelligence in the British sector of Berlin (and later head of MI5 and MI6 in succession) had their agent Hugh Trevor-Roper investigate the matter to counter the Soviet claims. His findings as to Hitler's last days and suicide were written in a report and published in book form in 1947.[64]

**Heinz Guderian** · January 24, 2012, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by skynet464

Hilarious, but not true.

The allies found the his jaw one and parts of his skull, and using x-rays of his jaw they where able to match the teeth they found with those of his dental records.

dental records were not used as they were unavailable. It was done from the memory of a dentist who was later proven to have lied on his arrest interview sheet

**Markas** · January 24, 2012, 08:31 PM

When's this kicking off?

**Admiral Van Tromp** · January 25, 2012, 02:05 AM

Even if he escaped, his parkinson wouldn't let him leave more than 20 years after.

**Akar** · January 25, 2012, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Markas

When's this kicking off?

Hopefully soon. I was busy over the weekend and then my computer broke down. I should make my post tomorrow or Sat.

**Jom** · January 26, 2012, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Akar

Hopefully soon. I was busy over the weekend and then my computer broke down. I should make my post tomorrow or Sat.

So is he on the moon or in Argentina?

**Markas** · January 26, 2012, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Jom

So is he on the moon or in Argentina?

Guess we won't be finding out until his suspension is lifted.

I reckon The Moon, btw.

**Sir Winston Churchill** · January 26, 2012, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by .Mitch.

They have what they claim to be half of Hitlers skull with the supposed self inflicted bullet hole, however recent DNA tests made it apparant that the skull was that of a woman.

And?

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